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Last night when I got home from work, I was in rare form. I honestly, truthfully, no-holds-barred hated humanity and was about this close to telling some customer/random person/family member off. It was to the point where I could scarcely control the urge. It's been a while since I've truly been to that point.
Some of the hate and discontent has faded, but not all of it. Oh, no. Not all of it.
For some reason, I like the Dear ______ game. Don't know why, but I do. So I'm going to play it, as it's easier than writing a real entry.
Dear nasty customer-men with hairy chests, beer bellies, and shirts unbuttoned down to the navel,
Ew.
Shielding my eyes,
Me
***
Dear Service Coordinator,
I asked who was the service runner, not who was running the service department. Gigantic difference. Everyone else knows what "service runner" means-- why don't you?
Thanks for making me look like a freaking idiot,
Me
***
Dear customers,
Would it kill you to give me some small bills and coins once in a while?
A curse upon your $100 bills for a $3.04 order!,
Me
***
Dear express lane,
You are the bane of my existence.
Absolutely no love whatsoever,
Me
***
Dear coworker,
I'm sorry I made you run all over the store last night. But thank you for realizing that I was joking when I shrieked at you to get away from the time clock so I could punch out and end my seriously crappy day. I know you hate that place as much as I do.
Much coworkerly love,
Me
***
Dear people glaring at me from the hideously long express lane line,
Get a life.
Secretly eating your coupons when you're not looking,
Me
***
Dear place of employment,
If I do not get my requested time off next week, heads will roll. Yours and customers'.
Ready for a freaking vacation already,
Me
***
Dear iPod,
Mwah.
Lovingly,
Me
***
Dear Harry Potter book #5,
You are longer than I remembered. Please last until the new book comes out.
Me
***
Dear man who berated me because our U-Scans were closed when he wanted to use them,
Our U-Scans close every night at 10, dope. I hope you choked on that ice cream you were so desperate to buy.
I just work here,
Me
***
Dear woman behind Mean U-Scan Man,
Thank you for being sympathetic. You are lovely.
Me
***
Dear people who want rain checks,
There are at least eight people in line behind you, and I've just finished your order. Now is absolutely not the time to ask for five rain checks.
Go away and quit bugging me,
Me
***
Dear self,
You've grumbled about your job enough. Stop it. Besides, it's time to get ready for-- surprise!-- your shift tonight. Wrap it up, dummy.
Snerkily,
Me
Some of the hate and discontent has faded, but not all of it. Oh, no. Not all of it.
For some reason, I like the Dear ______ game. Don't know why, but I do. So I'm going to play it, as it's easier than writing a real entry.
Dear nasty customer-men with hairy chests, beer bellies, and shirts unbuttoned down to the navel,
Ew.
Shielding my eyes,
Me
***
Dear Service Coordinator,
I asked who was the service runner, not who was running the service department. Gigantic difference. Everyone else knows what "service runner" means-- why don't you?
Thanks for making me look like a freaking idiot,
Me
***
Dear customers,
Would it kill you to give me some small bills and coins once in a while?
A curse upon your $100 bills for a $3.04 order!,
Me
***
Dear express lane,
You are the bane of my existence.
Absolutely no love whatsoever,
Me
***
Dear coworker,
I'm sorry I made you run all over the store last night. But thank you for realizing that I was joking when I shrieked at you to get away from the time clock so I could punch out and end my seriously crappy day. I know you hate that place as much as I do.
Much coworkerly love,
Me
***
Dear people glaring at me from the hideously long express lane line,
Get a life.
Secretly eating your coupons when you're not looking,
Me
***
Dear place of employment,
If I do not get my requested time off next week, heads will roll. Yours and customers'.
Ready for a freaking vacation already,
Me
***
Dear iPod,
Mwah.
Lovingly,
Me
***
Dear Harry Potter book #5,
You are longer than I remembered. Please last until the new book comes out.
Me
***
Dear man who berated me because our U-Scans were closed when he wanted to use them,
Our U-Scans close every night at 10, dope. I hope you choked on that ice cream you were so desperate to buy.
I just work here,
Me
***
Dear woman behind Mean U-Scan Man,
Thank you for being sympathetic. You are lovely.
Me
***
Dear people who want rain checks,
There are at least eight people in line behind you, and I've just finished your order. Now is absolutely not the time to ask for five rain checks.
Go away and quit bugging me,
Me
***
Dear self,
You've grumbled about your job enough. Stop it. Besides, it's time to get ready for-- surprise!-- your shift tonight. Wrap it up, dummy.
Snerkily,
Me