superbowl liveblog
As Katie is being lax in her duties, *I* shall liveblog the Superbowl
We have today the Blue Hats versus the White Hats, which is especially confusing in that the Blue Hats have White Shirts and the White Hats have Blue Shirts and I feel like they're trying to be intentionally confusing for those who don't pay a lot of attention to sports. I could ask my dad which team is which, but this question will be repeated so many times I shall content myself to know that one team is the Giants and one team is the Patriots and try to sort out the rest based on context.
Not too much has transpired... oh, wait, the giants have two points according to the score board, how did they get those? Oh. Dad says they got a Safety. Intentional grounding in the inzone. This means nothing to me.
White shirt threw the ball to a blue hat, whcih is an okay thing. I think the people in the blue shirts are patriots. Unsure. YES WE HAVE CONFIRMATION. white shirts very close to scoring.
OH FUMBLE after what appeared to be a hissy fit between two players. Striped shirt referrees are dsiscussing thigns seriously. They elected one random guy to announce things and I wonder why he got picked. His dulcet tones? OH SNAP TEHRE WERE TWELVE GUYS on teh feild aaaaaaand there's a manly pile of man flesh RIGHT NEXT TO THE LINE OH SNAP SOMEBODY ALMOST GOT A GOAL. TOUCHDOWN. POINTS OMG and I forgot which the white people are. Giants? TOUCHDOWN GIANTS I THINK@=!
Now they are about to kick things and yaaaaaaay giants they diiiid iiiiit and strangely upbeat music is being played that is not reminicent of manly football at all.
Commercial break time. Bud light, no matter what you do to your beer, it is always going to suck.
Someone in a huddle is wearing a baseball cap. SOMEONE needs to get their sports right.
alright, I may miss bits while I eat the DELICIOUS LASAGNA that my mother made, but just rest assured that I will catch you up on every single huddle of men. EVERY ONE.