One-Man Racquetball
I'm taking racquetball for my gym requirement. Today we started a double-elimination tournament that'll probably go on for a while. He seeded us based on our performance the last few classes. I wasn't there for one of them.
He kept naming matchups until the only people left were myself and a girl.
"Okay, and Jessica gets a bye..."
Shit, who am I playing?
"And Marvin plays Gannon."
...
"I am both of those people."
"You are playing yourself."
"Yes."
"You win! Congratulations. You're playing Jessica."
I guess he was writing me down as Marvin for the first day? I have no clue. Nor do I know how both my names got seeded against each other. I suck a lot?
He kept naming matchups until the only people left were myself and a girl.
"Okay, and Jessica gets a bye..."
Shit, who am I playing?
"And Marvin plays Gannon."
...
"I am both of those people."
"You are playing yourself."
"Yes."
"You win! Congratulations. You're playing Jessica."
I guess he was writing me down as Marvin for the first day? I have no clue. Nor do I know how both my names got seeded against each other. I suck a lot?