I strongly dislike Mondays.

And would you assholes just get your acts together already?

Who the hell sets off fireworks at 2:30 in the morning in July? -- Oh, that's right~! People who are only alive because it's illegal to kill them~!

I think I would like to congratulate the Seals.

Well done!

Do you idiots actually do anything?

That's it. I'm going to stab myself in the face if I don't stop trying to make sense of these assignments tonight.

So instead of that, I'm going to propose a "Most Pointless Powers" contest. You start.

I hate kids.

Now somebody tell me what day today is.

If anyone says 'Tuesday' I will kick them in the face. Repeatedly.

April Fools Day. They just get worse every year. And by worse I mean more pathetic. Brats. Oh yes. They're doing Gallipoli this year whether they like it or not.

As for you lot, my but things have been quiet, no?

Okay, whatever.

Counting to ten. During this time someone will tell me what the fuck is going on here.

One.

Two.

That will take too long. Let's skip to six~

Six.