A revelation!
Today I realised that it is not, as previously supposed, that fudge is my candy/sweets-making nemesis, but rather that I am *its* Kryptonite!!!
Cower before me, all ye recipes for smooth nummyness! Quail at my ability for graininess and scorchosity! I scoff at "quick 'n easy" and make merry sport with your claims of "never fail"! For I am the fool to rend your "fool-proof" from its fool's paradise!
Mwahahahaha!!!
Well, maybe it's not quite that bad, but lord, it isn't good.
Cower before me, all ye recipes for smooth nummyness! Quail at my ability for graininess and scorchosity! I scoff at "quick 'n easy" and make merry sport with your claims of "never fail"! For I am the fool to rend your "fool-proof" from its fool's paradise!
Mwahahahaha!!!
Well, maybe it's not quite that bad, but lord, it isn't good.