And the moral of this story is: Jason should never flirt.
The first time I should probably be committed for. It was back when I was still Robin, and I really hadn’t realized until later that it could have even counted as flirting. Nightwing and I had just collared a bunch of gang members, and he was giving me a lift back to the cave. We normally quip at each other, but this time it wasn’t just the quipping. Hell I was nearly fifteen years old, anything breathing would get me hard. So sitting behind Nightwing with that ass of his, let’s just say that even through the jock it was plain that I was a teenage boy. Once we got back to the cave, things got a bit more out of hand. We beat Bruce back, which was rare, but the way Nightwing had been driving I wasn’t surprised. I offered to help him wash up, and gave him this smirk that had him sputtering for nearly five minutes. A few more offers that I don’t want to remember, and his face was redder than my costume. But before he actually act on any of them, the big man came in. That was the end of that night, and we didn’t take about it again.
The second time, I can’t be blamed for. Poison Ivy, the woman is a goddess among women. Hell she walks around half naked most of the time. But sadly I can’t blame it on puberty. This was after my return from the dead. I had just got back into Gotham and granted I didn’t know whose territory was where. So I had stumbled upon this abandoned building that would be perfect for a hideout. The problem was it was in the middle of Gotham Central Park. I remember living in the park as a kid, but the place looks completely destroyed. I figured someone just didn’t care anymore, but that wasn’t it at all. Ivy cared. Oh hell did she ever. Before I could even run she had be bond up in a web of vines and stalking towards me. You know all those horrible pickup lines you never actually hear anyone using? Well I must have said hundreds of them. I think they saved my life, because she had started laughing so hard she lost her control over the vines. I didn’t stick around after that.
The third time I don’t have an excuse for. Harley is an amazing woman, and the clown doesn’t know what he’s got. We were just hanging out after the whole “save the multiverse” mission. Holly had gone to get pizza and I just wrapped my arm around her. She giggled, called me Mr. J, and I asked her to run away with me. I really wasn’t joking, but she thought I was. She punched my arm, which bruised badly, and laughed more. Said: “Oh J, you’re just a tease!” Yeah, a tease. Maybe she’s the reason the Joker’s so crazy.
Donna takes the rest of the numbers. I’ve flirted with her so many times I don’t really remember them all. I just know that each time she didn’t realize it and I felt like a complete idiot.
Maybe I should ask Bruce about this flirting business. I’m obviously doing something horribly wrong.
Prompt: Ten times you’ve flirted.
Word Count: 567
Comm: justprompts
Character: Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Donna Troy
The second time, I can’t be blamed for. Poison Ivy, the woman is a goddess among women. Hell she walks around half naked most of the time. But sadly I can’t blame it on puberty. This was after my return from the dead. I had just got back into Gotham and granted I didn’t know whose territory was where. So I had stumbled upon this abandoned building that would be perfect for a hideout. The problem was it was in the middle of Gotham Central Park. I remember living in the park as a kid, but the place looks completely destroyed. I figured someone just didn’t care anymore, but that wasn’t it at all. Ivy cared. Oh hell did she ever. Before I could even run she had be bond up in a web of vines and stalking towards me. You know all those horrible pickup lines you never actually hear anyone using? Well I must have said hundreds of them. I think they saved my life, because she had started laughing so hard she lost her control over the vines. I didn’t stick around after that.
The third time I don’t have an excuse for. Harley is an amazing woman, and the clown doesn’t know what he’s got. We were just hanging out after the whole “save the multiverse” mission. Holly had gone to get pizza and I just wrapped my arm around her. She giggled, called me Mr. J, and I asked her to run away with me. I really wasn’t joking, but she thought I was. She punched my arm, which bruised badly, and laughed more. Said: “Oh J, you’re just a tease!” Yeah, a tease. Maybe she’s the reason the Joker’s so crazy.
Donna takes the rest of the numbers. I’ve flirted with her so many times I don’t really remember them all. I just know that each time she didn’t realize it and I felt like a complete idiot.
Maybe I should ask Bruce about this flirting business. I’m obviously doing something horribly wrong.
Prompt: Ten times you’ve flirted.
Word Count: 567
Comm: justprompts
Character: Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Donna Troy