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why does LJ not like my home computer? why?? or is it just heavy sever load when i'm online at home? either way it makes a grump out of me.
No email from Mr. Ferretman today. That's sad. I really do look forward to new reading material from him... Right now I think it's safe to say that he's my favorite human that comes equipt with a penis. But thats only because he hasn't pissed me off yet. as opposed to the other males in my life that I just want to slap. J-1 is really starting to irk me with his wishy-washyness... it's like, make up your damn mind already... do you want me? or not? because if not, you need to let me know so I can persue other avenues. I'm getting tired of the 'c'mere c'mere c'mere... no, g'way g'way g'way' additudes. I about fell off the couch the other day when he stated that he doesn't need sex and can really do without it. YIKES!! um.. well I can't do without!! ok so from all I've learned about men, I've drawn up the following list of what I want (or don't want):
1- older than me
2- likes being goofy
3- taller than me
4- pretty eyes
5- likes my friends
6- enjoys sitting around watching tv
7- isn't afraid of conversation
8- isn't rude to people
8- likes the idea of getting dressed up every now and then
9- understands that flowers are not just for birthdays
10- loves to have sex, but understands that I can't always be in the mood
11- isn't afraid to try new things
12- understands that if sometimes I just dont feel like being social, its not because of them, but because I just feel like being alone
13- realizes that not every guy I meet is trying to get in my pants
14- wants to have kids
15- has ideas, and dreams, and can think on his own
16- supports me in whatever hare-brained scheme I come up with
17- doesn't tell me about other females he finds attractive
18- likes to travel
19- understands I'm addicted to Disney and doesnt hold it against me
20- thinks I look just as good in pajamas as I do in oh, say.. vinyl pants
21- has a body and face I find attractive
22- can rock my world in bed
er.. ok.. that's a long list.... am I being unreasonable? Am I really shooting for the moon here? I guess I just know what I want. :-P so ah.. yeah... if you happen to know anyone that fits the criteria.. LOL.. let me know
No email from Mr. Ferretman today. That's sad. I really do look forward to new reading material from him... Right now I think it's safe to say that he's my favorite human that comes equipt with a penis. But thats only because he hasn't pissed me off yet. as opposed to the other males in my life that I just want to slap. J-1 is really starting to irk me with his wishy-washyness... it's like, make up your damn mind already... do you want me? or not? because if not, you need to let me know so I can persue other avenues. I'm getting tired of the 'c'mere c'mere c'mere... no, g'way g'way g'way' additudes. I about fell off the couch the other day when he stated that he doesn't need sex and can really do without it. YIKES!! um.. well I can't do without!! ok so from all I've learned about men, I've drawn up the following list of what I want (or don't want):
1- older than me
2- likes being goofy
3- taller than me
4- pretty eyes
5- likes my friends
6- enjoys sitting around watching tv
7- isn't afraid of conversation
8- isn't rude to people
8- likes the idea of getting dressed up every now and then
9- understands that flowers are not just for birthdays
10- loves to have sex, but understands that I can't always be in the mood
11- isn't afraid to try new things
12- understands that if sometimes I just dont feel like being social, its not because of them, but because I just feel like being alone
13- realizes that not every guy I meet is trying to get in my pants
14- wants to have kids
15- has ideas, and dreams, and can think on his own
16- supports me in whatever hare-brained scheme I come up with
17- doesn't tell me about other females he finds attractive
18- likes to travel
19- understands I'm addicted to Disney and doesnt hold it against me
20- thinks I look just as good in pajamas as I do in oh, say.. vinyl pants
21- has a body and face I find attractive
22- can rock my world in bed
er.. ok.. that's a long list.... am I being unreasonable? Am I really shooting for the moon here? I guess I just know what I want. :-P so ah.. yeah... if you happen to know anyone that fits the criteria.. LOL.. let me know