"That's what I did. I learned guitar to get girls. Then I went to college and it turned out everyone played guitar, so it defeated the purpose."

Radiohead's relevant here, but I'd also say that this is why I prefer keyboards...

So I have this issue with buying books. I need to take a break. The piles are getting insane again even though most of the books are boxed away. Here are the most recent purchases. I think I bought all of these on the same day about two weeks ago. I hope by listing them here, I will encourage others to check them out, but I also now have a list of ( Read more... )

I was making a purchase. World's Best Cat Litter. I meant to have a witty one-liner prepared about how it's for the World's Best Cat, but I just didn't have it in me because I was too tired. And that's not how the packaging wants you to interpret the brand name anyway.

"I think I have one of your cards but not on me." Translation: I shop at the ( Read more... )

A grandmother came in and wanted a CD like Nelly Furtado's "Loose" because her 13 yo granddaughter liked it. I suggested Gwen Stefani. The cover art was dismissed as "too sexy." I wanted to ask granny if she knew what the title "Loose" was all about, maybe play some sample lyrics for her ( Read more... )