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Dad: I was the alternate love interest.
Me: So, you were Character C.
Dad: More like D or E, actually --
Me: I meant in terms of the love interest thing.
Dad: Oh, yeah. Love triangle.
Mum: He was the right angle over in the corner
Dad: And they were the hypotenuse.
Brother: I don't want to learn about love through maths! That's just wrong.
(Also: Stage makeup is the most insidious substance known to the human race. Or it ranks right up there, anyway.)
Me: So, you were Character C.
Dad: More like D or E, actually --
Me: I meant in terms of the love interest thing.
Dad: Oh, yeah. Love triangle.
Mum: He was the right angle over in the corner
Dad: And they were the hypotenuse.
Brother: I don't want to learn about love through maths! That's just wrong.
(Also: Stage makeup is the most insidious substance known to the human race. Or it ranks right up there, anyway.)