Stewart
NBC EXECUTIVE WITH MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS: Hey, Jon Stewart is already polling as America's most trusted news source. Why don't we just make him our news anchor?
LACKEY: Uh, sir - he's a comedian. He doesn't report, he parodies reports from other stations. Besides, I don't think he'd do it.
NBC EXECUTIVE WITH MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS: Nonsense! We'll just offer him a boatload of money.
Later - in another part of New York City...
FOX EXECUTIVE WITH MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS: Woo-hoo! Lackey! Break out the champagne!
LACKEY: Uh, sir - he's a comedian. He doesn't report, he parodies reports from other stations. Besides, I don't think he'd do it.
NBC EXECUTIVE WITH MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS: Nonsense! We'll just offer him a boatload of money.
Later - in another part of New York City...
FOX EXECUTIVE WITH MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS: Woo-hoo! Lackey! Break out the champagne!