I was reading some NY Times Book Reviews (of books I won't actually buy) and there was an excerpt of this book Skippy Dies by Paul Murray. Here it is, it's HILARIOUS! XD

He flips open his wallet. ‘Read it and weep, boys. It is my lucky condom, which never fails.’

A silence, as Mario smugly returns his wallet to his pocket, and then, clearing his ( Read more... )

I tried this with some drabbles I'd written a *long* time ago.

1st try I got this:


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Originally posted by fayanora at "to the straight guy at the party last night"
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WAH! I actually went to cosplay mania...alone. GAH! Well, none of my friends were into the whole go-to-cons thing and the only one that was interested was unavailable. (stupid exams...) Actually, come to think of it I also have finals on Thursday in IE 27...which I really should start on, hehe.
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