Kids: 1, Mom: -4,529

[razormaid]

Yesterday was such a good day... I was in a great mood because my house was clean, all of it at the same time, and I didn't have to do it. Today? My kids shredded styrofoam into little pellets all over the formerly clean living room and kitchen floors. I was putting laundry away and talking on the phone--five minutes. I think lava shooting from my eyesockets might have been more pleasant than discovering that little surprise.

Also? Styrofoam pellets stick to everything. Everything. The furniture, clothes, even the tv. I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.