and she exploded!

Dec 19, 2005 14:29

Though I'm trying hard not to freak out about all of the things to be done before Wednesday, I think the stress is manifesting in other ways: my eye is twitching just the tiniest bit, and it won't stop. Now, I not only feel crazy, but I *look* crazy, too ( Read more... )

holidays, insanity

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lottasmiles December 20 2005, 04:33:44 UTC
You didn't get my memo about chocolate? With my abundance of free time, I conducted chocolate digestion studies. My findings will change the lives of women everywhere!

Chocolate converts directly into positive emotional energy, not calories! To feel the full benefit of chocolate, one must not only eat only to counter internal negative energy, but consume enough to feel an abundance of joy.

If a stomach ache is to occur, that is indicative of the chocolate eating away gobs of emotion clogging your inner plumbing. No worries! Let up, and resume consumption as the ache ceases.

If the chocolate contains nuts, raisins, or other treats, than it is important to note those items do contain calories. But! If you march in place while chewing, they all cancel out.

Source: www.lifebychocolate.com/reynolds/amazingdiscovery

*wink* :)

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_brokenhalo_ December 20 2005, 12:57:52 UTC
I am a huge follower of her research. This woman knows of what she speaks.

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razormaid December 20 2005, 19:31:15 UTC
...and not only that, but she's hott, too!

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s1m0n December 20 2005, 22:23:16 UTC
OooOooo...
she gets two T's.
Someone's special.

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lottasmiles December 21 2005, 03:23:24 UTC
Awww, I just try to model after my friends. :) I don't think there is any one of you I wouldn't want to mirror.

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lottasmiles December 21 2005, 03:24:18 UTC
*blush*

Brains and beauty, how ever did you all get so lucky to know me?? ;p

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razormaid December 20 2005, 19:24:20 UTC
I don't think I've professed my love to you today... so here 'tis:
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

....and I've got a sudden, urgent craving for chocolate.

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lottasmiles December 21 2005, 03:21:32 UTC
I love YOOOOUUUU!!!!!

Eat it up, darling. Make sure to buy in bulk for the road. Two kids, car, long drive---mucho need. :)

Speaking of, have you seen the blueberry infused chocolate? O.M.G! I buy it at Whole Foods at I don't think it's ever made it to the car.

*hughughug*

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