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raziel1313

May he rest in peace....

Jul 31, 2003 20:27

I received a letter....yes, a letter from Promethio today. As some of you may recall Promethio is...or rather; was the commander of the 4th Beef Brigade. Though his last mission failed, he was a loyal and dutiful cow. I am sad to see him go ( Read more... )

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Just bein a pain in the ass.... lilpeat August 1 2003, 12:13:26 UTC

So, who wants to tell him that male cows can't give milk and because of that they only usually make it to be 1-2 year olds before they're made into beef? (And, just cuz I'm a snot...) Who wants to mention that most grazing cattle who are not beef steer are actually cows waiting to get pregnant or who are pregnant and waiting to give birth so that they can be milkers again (which would make them female)? The only thing that Prometbio might have been if he had been in with milkers is a stud bull meant to keep the "old girls" happy. (My uncle is a dairy farmer.)

Re: Just bein a pain in the ass.... lilpeat August 1 2003, 12:14:05 UTC

*Promethio

Re: Just bein a pain in the ass.... xxxdeevaxxx August 1 2003, 12:53:45 UTC

lol :::claps and pats you on the back:::

Re: Just bein a pain in the ass.... raziel1313 August 1 2003, 15:11:32 UTC

Who? Moi....?

Re: Just bein a pain in the ass.... xxxdeevaxxx August 2 2003, 00:29:13 UTC

no not u silly i was talkin to lilpeat lol
::::men:::: *huff*

Re: Just bein a pain in the ass.... raziel1313 August 2 2003, 11:51:15 UTC

Can't live with us, can't live without us.

Blasphemy! raziel1313 August 1 2003, 13:44:18 UTC

How dare you desecrate the memory of the dead! Poor Promethio...he must be rolling over in his grave.

Besides, keep in mind that these are cattle who served my evil purposes. Thus, they're genetically altered.

Re: Blasphemy! lilpeat August 1 2003, 14:18:04 UTC

Lol yeah genetically altered to hermaphrodites.

Re: Blasphemy! raziel1313 August 1 2003, 14:52:43 UTC

That's right! My goal was to create a form of livestock that combined the strength of males and superior intelligence of females.

Re: Blasphemy! lilpeat August 1 2003, 15:22:03 UTC

Damn you're getting good at ass kissing. You've worked for the government for way too long. {wink}lol

Re: Blasphemy! raziel1313 August 1 2003, 15:27:30 UTC

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! OMG....Seriously, only one other person has made me laugh out loud like that!

Re: Blasphemy! lilpeat August 1 2003, 15:47:45 UTC

Damn boy! You need to laugh more often. It's good for you. =)Lol I'm glad I was able to make you laugh. I've been giggling for the last half hour about it myself. lol

Re: Blasphemy! raziel1313 August 2 2003, 11:52:27 UTC

I have a twisted sense of humor....

What I find funny, most other people don't.

Re: Blasphemy! lilpeat August 3 2003, 18:05:42 UTC

Lol I can see the humor in a lot of things, twisted and no. =) Practice makes perfect you know...

Re: Blasphemy! raziel1313 August 3 2003, 18:11:55 UTC

Yeah, but they say nobody's perfect....so why try????

Re: Blasphemy! lilpeat August 3 2003, 18:47:57 UTC

Ooo now there's the sign of a real pessimist. I try because I live to prove people wrong...

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