01.Elaborate on your default icon.
It’s an artwork done by a one-time close friend of mine… I altered the colour scheme.
02. What's your current relationship status?
Married, committed, ‘n faithful.
03. Ever have a near-death experience?
Several… I didn’t die, though.
04. Name an obvious quality you have?
I have talent.
05. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
“Pressed Against The Sky”.
06. Any celeb you would marry?
Nah.
07. Who will cut and paste this first?
Who knows?
08. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Hulk Hogan.
09. Do you have a crush on someone?
Sure.
10. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
And how!
11. Have you ever been in a fight?
Yep… have never lost a fight, either.
12. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
A few times, yeah.
13. What's the first thing you notice about a member of the OPPOSITE sex?
Chest size.
14. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I don’t usually order from Starbucks.
15. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
For comedy reasons, I’m sure.
16. Say something totally random about yourself.
I have an imaginary friend named Bob Juana who writes music with me.
17. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
One drunk chick after a show said I look like Kevin Smith as Silent Bob.
18. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
Yeah… the kind that’s given as presents.
19. Do you have anything pierced?
Not anymore.
20. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.
21. Do you like pain?
Hell no… pain hurts.
22. Do you like to shop?
When it’s for things I want, you better believe it.
23. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Wantons.
24. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
Gas?
25. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Cassick.
26. What is on your desktop background?
A piece of art that came out of my head. 27. What is the background on your cell phone?
A big “M” for Motorola.
28. Do you like redheads?
Redheads can be fun, sure.
29. Do you know any twins?
I’ve known a couple.
30. Do you have any weird relatives?
I’m one of my weird relatives.
31. What was the last movie you watched?
Coneheads.
32. What was the last book you read?
Exquisite Corpse, by Poppy Z Brite.
33. Did you or are you planning to go to college?
Once, when I was little… as time went on… my hatred for academics grew too large.
34. What is your favorite pair of pants that you own?
I don’t think I have a favourite pair.
35. Do you like to party?
A li’l. ;)
36. Where do you see yourself in five years?
On a bus… touring.