Look at this Booze, isn't it Great?
I'm not much of a fan of Hetalia fanfiction, but this altered version of Part of your World from The Little Mermaid has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read. Denmark is a merman prince that wants more of that human booze experience.
Look at this booze
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who's tried everything.
Look at this trove
Spirits untold
How much booze can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, he's got everything.
I've got liquor and brandy a-plenty
I've got beer and ciders galore
You want aged wine?
1520!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want mooooooooore
I wanna be where the booze is made
I wanna see, wanna see it flowin'
Pouring out from those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - kegs!
Livin' underwater, can't drink too hard
Air is required for drinkin', indulging
Sitting around in a -what's that word again?
Bar!
Up where there's gin, up where there's rum,
oh lord how I want sooooooome
Drinkin' free - wish I could be
Part of that woooooorld
What would I lose if I could booze out of these waters?
What would I say to spend a day passed out in the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That being sobers overrated
Proper drinkin' now I'm thinkin'
That'd be graaaaaand
And I'm ready to drink what the people drink
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What is vodka and why does it - what's the word?
Buuuuuurn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to get smashed on those shores up above?
Out of this sink
Wish I could drink
In that wooooooorld
Look at this booze
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who's tried everything.
Look at this trove
Spirits untold
How much booze can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, he's got everything.
I've got liquor and brandy a-plenty
I've got beer and ciders galore
You want aged wine?
1520!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want mooooooooore
I wanna be where the booze is made
I wanna see, wanna see it flowin'
Pouring out from those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - kegs!
Livin' underwater, can't drink too hard
Air is required for drinkin', indulging
Sitting around in a -what's that word again?
Bar!
Up where there's gin, up where there's rum,
oh lord how I want sooooooome
Drinkin' free - wish I could be
Part of that woooooorld
What would I lose if I could booze out of these waters?
What would I say to spend a day passed out in the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That being sobers overrated
Proper drinkin' now I'm thinkin'
That'd be graaaaaand
And I'm ready to drink what the people drink
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What is vodka and why does it - what's the word?
Buuuuuurn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to get smashed on those shores up above?
Out of this sink
Wish I could drink
In that wooooooorld