Customer service tips

[rayluxuryacht]

When I was working at Tower a few years ago, they gave us these "Rules for Customer Service". I thought a few "revisions" were in order.

Rules for Customer Service* Always be polite and helpful. Acknowledge customers as they enter the store or soon thereafter. Stare at them creepily and make lewd comments. Assign nicknames (i.e. "Old Fart", "Butt

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[missnickers]

Okay, do you have to do it in the jazz section in order for a booty call to count as a business call? Cuz they don't have Luther Vandross in the jazz section, and I can't triple x throw down without my Luther.

"Walk them to their car. Drive home with them. Take their dog for a walk. Nurse their children. Scrub out their toilet. Give their grandmother a sponge bath."
Last time I did that, I got a restraining order slapped on me. :( Jeez what happened to the personal touch? When did businesses become so cold and impersonal?

[rayluxuryacht]

The trouble with doing it in front of Luther is that section's always too crowded with all the other people getting busy to Luther. Now if Luther should happen to find his way into the jazz section by accident, I think that would be permitted... you didn't hear that from me, though. *wink* *wink*

I think you got the restraining order slapped on you because you insisted on taking your clothes off before doing all those things. Grandma's a little freaked out by young female nudity. The kids probably wouldn't mind, though... I doubt the dog would either.

[missnickers]

Could Luther somehow find his way to the children's section by accident? *wink* *nudge*

Pssh. The human body is a beautiful thing. The only reason Grandma didn't want to see it was because it would make her feel inferior and she'd spend the rest of her last few miserable days thinking about what she will never look like.

*grumbles* Stupid old bag, getting me arrested.... >:(

[rayluxuryacht]

The children's section? You're kinkier than I realized! Meet you there in ten minutes, okay? And bring grandma- we'll make her watch.

[missnickers]

Yeah! Make the crusty old broad watch! We'll send her to heaven before we send her to hell!