Maybe I am just a bitch.

AP Exclusive: Memos show US hushed up Soviet crimeNO SHIT ( Read more... )

There are tears in my eyes from laughter reading this.

Neighbors want Yerkes out

"“Yerkes is not a good neighbor. Yerkes is not a truthful neighbor.”

YOU DON'T SAY.

In other news, Man riding bicycle collides with bear.

And we just processed a work order about raccoons.

Specifically, REMOVE 2 RACOONS FM RETAINING WALL. USE MULTIPURPOSE ( Read more... )

It is time for a news post, as I refuse to think about anything productive.

Ex-UGA student Milner found dead

"A Clemson student told UGA police that Milner held him against his will and beat him early Nov. 15, 2009, in the basement of the Chi Phi fraternity, 290 S. Lumpkin St ( Read more... )

I have news!

10 Russian spies deported after NY guilty pleas | Russian president pardons 4 spies for swap with US

Yeah, okay, um... so what's really going on here? Quantity versus quality: how is this an equal swap?

"None of the people involved from my understanding provided any information that couldn't be obtained on the Internet," defendant ( Read more... )

Icon chosen for irony.

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

You've just got to read this. It only gets better and better (or worse and worse, I guess...) and the best parts, hands down up one, are the parts about the dress and finding his daddy ( Read more... )