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Someone on my friends list suggested to others on his friends list to post the first sentence of every month in 2005 for a Livejournal Year in Review. Whee!
January:
Well shit.
February:
( Read more... ) A Mockumentary on The Rise and Fall of New Wave
March:
Remind me that I am entitled to things.
April:
This is Sunday night, and that explains the living room full of lesbians.
May:
I am feeling things right now.
June:
It finally happened; Nicole and I, we made the first ever, large, singular raviolus.
July:
I decided that I am going to strengthen my aura.
August:
Hey, fuck cleaning my room.
September:
Sladvir, a Swedish Viking, is about to undertake his most prestigious heist yet when he discovers an underground Norwegian Viking mob sneaking Eastward, stealing trades right from under his own Swedish ironclad boots.
October:
1. Last semester I had a dream about Kelly Kapowski, and it resulted in this:
November:
Tely mentioned having noticed the sore on my knuckle, which led to me explaining to her that these days I've been feeling like I ripped off all of my skin in a bowl of salt and that there is no point in putting the skin back on, because I'm still going to be drowning in a bowl of salt.
December:
If my horoscope tells me to listen to the cosmos today, will I get that pen that I wanted?
April might be my favorite.
January:
Well shit.
February:
( Read more... ) A Mockumentary on The Rise and Fall of New Wave
March:
Remind me that I am entitled to things.
April:
This is Sunday night, and that explains the living room full of lesbians.
May:
I am feeling things right now.
June:
It finally happened; Nicole and I, we made the first ever, large, singular raviolus.
July:
I decided that I am going to strengthen my aura.
August:
Hey, fuck cleaning my room.
September:
Sladvir, a Swedish Viking, is about to undertake his most prestigious heist yet when he discovers an underground Norwegian Viking mob sneaking Eastward, stealing trades right from under his own Swedish ironclad boots.
October:
1. Last semester I had a dream about Kelly Kapowski, and it resulted in this:
November:
Tely mentioned having noticed the sore on my knuckle, which led to me explaining to her that these days I've been feeling like I ripped off all of my skin in a bowl of salt and that there is no point in putting the skin back on, because I'm still going to be drowning in a bowl of salt.
December:
If my horoscope tells me to listen to the cosmos today, will I get that pen that I wanted?
April might be my favorite.