I love lamp.
I am feasting on The Best Sandwich in the World. It consists of whole wheat bread, lemon pepper chicken, cheese, lettuce and tomato, doused with mayonnaise. I made it myself, trembling with hunger and heat exhaustion. Each bite is heaven, swirling my tongue with delectable delights and filling my empty belly with goodness. When it is all gone I will not be sad; nay, I will be delighted in knowing that I so lovingly enjoyed The Best Sandwich in the World.
I wrote a haiku about my car, inspired by the July heat, the greenhouse effect and the lack of air conditioning in it:
Oven on four wheels
That's my car
Incredibly hot
Welcome to the weekly TMAA meeting (text messaging addicts anonymous): Today I was driving and texting my sister and I asked her what she was getting me for my birthday which is Thursday (wink, nudge) and she said "depends" so I said "so it depends on something or you're getting me adult diapers?" and she laughed and I said "because some people are into that kind of thing, for role playing and stuff. but not me." and she said "ew! visuals! stop!" but she never told me what she was getting me. Not that I expected her to. I just like to tease. I could never wear a diaper for sexual reasons. Let alone any reasons.
Haha this morning I drank about 50 ounces of water (not exaggerating) before going into Christian Haven because I had to do rehiring paperwork and I thought they were going to pee test me. I peed like ten times before I got there and then had to go really bad while I was filling out a thousand sheets of the same information and then they told me that I had to get the pee test done at a hospital that's like an hour from me and I had to do it within 30 days. WTF man.
Chris and I tried out this cherry flavored warming massage oil last night FINALLY. We got it months ago. But it was a good experience. I won't go into details here but if you so desire them ask me and I will tell.
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I wrote a haiku about my car, inspired by the July heat, the greenhouse effect and the lack of air conditioning in it:
Oven on four wheels
That's my car
Incredibly hot
Welcome to the weekly TMAA meeting (text messaging addicts anonymous): Today I was driving and texting my sister and I asked her what she was getting me for my birthday which is Thursday (wink, nudge) and she said "depends" so I said "so it depends on something or you're getting me adult diapers?" and she laughed and I said "because some people are into that kind of thing, for role playing and stuff. but not me." and she said "ew! visuals! stop!" but she never told me what she was getting me. Not that I expected her to. I just like to tease. I could never wear a diaper for sexual reasons. Let alone any reasons.
Haha this morning I drank about 50 ounces of water (not exaggerating) before going into Christian Haven because I had to do rehiring paperwork and I thought they were going to pee test me. I peed like ten times before I got there and then had to go really bad while I was filling out a thousand sheets of the same information and then they told me that I had to get the pee test done at a hospital that's like an hour from me and I had to do it within 30 days. WTF man.
Chris and I tried out this cherry flavored warming massage oil last night FINALLY. We got it months ago. But it was a good experience. I won't go into details here but if you so desire them ask me and I will tell.
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