New Rule

[ravensir]

Hey, there have been some hot words exchanged around here around these parts. That's fine, I do enjoy a lively debate. However, there are limits, and I'm posting this to make them known: lets not get personal. I do my best not to make person attacks, and by that same token, I won't receive them either. From this point on, let two things be known:

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Raw and Peeled Only, Please

[lizabethsc]

For the record, I would like to challenge you to a duel, with carrot sticks, on Oct. 27, in Windsor, Ontario, Canada.

You offended me when you said that your readers were all "pretty much" awesome. Totally unacceptable. I don't know about your other readers (Maria and Hester striking me as being particularly suspicious in nature), but I am not a wishy-washy type of awesome. I am a full-fledged type of awesome, and it should be noted, on public record, that I will not stand for any such further denigrations of my character (for example, being "almost" awesome or even just "usually" awesome).

That being said, this Christian would like to remind everyone not to mock God, as that can start forest fires (which would totally piss off Smokey the Bear).

P.S. - Allan, are you free at high noon?

Re: Raw and Peeled Only, Please

[ravensir]

High noon doesn't work for me. However, if you're free any time between Low noon and Higher-middle noon, this will be acceptable. What will not be acceptable is a breach of the tradition of allowing one's opponent to choose the dueling weapons. Come on, carrot sticks are what my grandma used to slayer HER enemies with. While we're being frank and honest about our emotions here, let me be blunt: I think you're a coward, and frightened at the prospect of meeting me on my own terms: Duel to the Bruise / Yelp-of-Pain with Confederate Troll Dolls.

Of course you don't have to accept. Cowards traditionally don't.

Re: Raw and Peeled Only, Please

[lizabethsc]

More to the point - you still have troll dolls?! If Maria has troll dolls in her possession, I will totally duel...although I must warn you, I'm a yelper. And I bruise easily. Damn.

Re: Raw and Peeled Only, Please

[lizabethsc]

I DO in fact have a Confederate troll doll. Rebel flag, red hair, doofy grin and all! It's gonna be a-duelin' time! Yee-haw!

Re: Raw and Peeled Only, Please

[lizabethsc]

Who are you? No, no, I don't mean you are you in the sense that you forgot to sign your name (that's a give that it's Maria) I mean, Who are you that you own a fucking Confederate troll doll?!