can't waste the funny
sometimes i write something for work and then i realize my boss has already written it. boo. well, i refuse to waste good material, so here's a latest celeb sighting i wrote up that will never get its place in the sun:
Jessica Simpson flying business class on a commercial airline to Dallas. Girl’s got a death wish to keep coming back to the anti-J.S. HQ of the USA. Jess good-naturedly joked on her phone that she was put in business class as opposed to first class -- as opposed to her own damn jet. Her traveling companion was no Tony Romo, but Fall Out Bud Pete Wentz. You might think, what on earth are these two doing in the same air space together? Then you realize they share an Ashlee between them, ‘tho she was nowhere to be seen on the plane. Ash was probably too busy promoting her album, since her songs alone ain’t gonna get anybody to buy the damn thing. In fact, I bet it was a mile-high meeting of the Ashlee Simpson Fan Club -- Jess is the President, Pete is the VP, and they are the only two members. And guess who picked the pair up at the Dallas airport? Tony Romo, in a non-eco-happy SUV. Can’t complete a Jess spotting without him!
oh yeah, and happy Velociraptor Day! Today is the day where single people all over the globe celebrate the history and significance of the Velociraptor. Well, I do, anyway.