My conversation with David Sedaris
D: Who are you?
V: Hi! I'm Vicki.
D: V-I-...
V: C-K-I.
D: Ok. Vicki, do you know any paralyzed people?
V: ....Um...no, I don't think I do.
D: How old are you?
V: 23.
D: Well Vicki, I think your goal this summer should be to sleep with a paralyzed person.
V: Oh?
D: Yes. And you don't have to love them, it only has to be a one time thing. They'll be really grateful.
V: Is this your thing on this book tour? Instead of giving book signing preference to smokers...you're talking about paralyzed people?
D: Yes, I'm promoting the paralyzed.
V: Well, I don't think I know any paralyzed people. I guess I can try to meet one.
D: Try hanging around ramps?
He signed my book "To Vicki: I'm so happy you can walk."
V: Hi! I'm Vicki.
D: V-I-...
V: C-K-I.
D: Ok. Vicki, do you know any paralyzed people?
V: ....Um...no, I don't think I do.
D: How old are you?
V: 23.
D: Well Vicki, I think your goal this summer should be to sleep with a paralyzed person.
V: Oh?
D: Yes. And you don't have to love them, it only has to be a one time thing. They'll be really grateful.
V: Is this your thing on this book tour? Instead of giving book signing preference to smokers...you're talking about paralyzed people?
D: Yes, I'm promoting the paralyzed.
V: Well, I don't think I know any paralyzed people. I guess I can try to meet one.
D: Try hanging around ramps?
He signed my book "To Vicki: I'm so happy you can walk."