Jan 22, 2007 22:28
Last night, I stumbled upon the best bad movie ever. It is called “Lovewrecked” and stars literally the worst actress ever in my opinion - Amanda Bynes. The plot, as far as I could tell from the 10 minutes I saw, is that she and a super hot pop star (played by Chris Carmack, aka gross Luke from the OC) survive a plane crash and are lost together on an island. Amanda Bynes is thrilled, because she thinks Luke is SO HOT. However, people back in civilization are looking desperately for them, including her best friend who actually wants to do her, played by Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls. WHO WOULD PICK LUKE OVER AARON SAMUELS???
Not far into the movie, Amanda Bynes is searching for food on the island, falls off a cliff, tumbles down a waterfall (I’m not kidding) and finds herself at some ocean resort, which turns out to be a Sea World or something like that. But she loves Luke and doesn’t want to leave him, so instead buys supplies from the Sea World and goes back to him and doesn’t tell him that they’re actually on a civilized island. Here is the kicker: Aaron Samuels is on this same island, working for Sea World as a sea lion trainer.
BEST BAD MOVIE EVER!!!
Despite its awfulness, the movie did prompt a game of “Desert Island” between me and Michele. We found out that I’d rather be on a deserted island with Boone than anyone else, and that Michele would pick being on an island with Rod Stewart over a big hunk of cheese. Quite a revelation. It really says something about how much she hates cheese.