Well, they warned me...
I just found out that Oral Roberts has died.
He said that if I didn't give money, God was "going to call him home." I didn't listen, and now God's carried through his threat.
Now that God has found out that terrorism pays, who, I wonder, will be his next target?
"Nice little coastal city you have here. Be a shame if something...like, say, a tidal wave...happened to it, wouldn't it?"
(Or is that more like The Sopranos?)