Apr 09, 2009 08:43
In 1969,king taco,mexicans,
Fat americans,dennys,waffle
House,syrup,butter,chock tacos,blueberry waffles,salsa,cheese,beef,killer tomatoes,mexico,chicken virus,and taco bell all had one thing in common,they where all good till the british came and took over! So as the british slaughtered and raped all the retarded people. I could not let this happen as the only man left the fight of the brits, I did just that. I strapped up with the katanas
and the corona and tequila bottle, I was ready for war! Crap pin in a bundle of hay, I waited while I ate a waffle and a taco,and let me tell you it was DELICIOUS it tasted so good. God I love tacos. So as I waited,I ran into king taco and the fat americans. They ended up being my allies and the next thing, I see tha brits with the killer tomatos could that be true! Any ways I had a vile of the chicken virus,so I drank it and let me tell you I went crazy like crazy chicken with his head cut of crazy. We were under attack by the killer tomatos, so I used my katanas and cut up the tomatos and put some on king taco, I think he enjoyed me tossing his salad, and the rest of the tomatos I feed to the fat americans, then I pulled out my tequila bottle and poured myself 69 shots fav. Number and my fav position. So let's try that sometimes all that was left was the brits, as the day in mexico ville later I found out that the fat americans were too lazy and too fat, so fuck them I killed all of them, added some butter, blueberry and I made blueberry waffles love blue berry waffles don't you so I had one thing left to do, I had king taco to use his beef and cheese to distract the brits, while I ran around with salsa and coronas and gave it to the brits next thing I know they turned into to mexicans and everything went back to normal.