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Been a while since I've had LJ moments. Things that are just too amusing to let slip away.
Mircea: I was so fuckin done last night
Raven: Yeh?
Mircea: I told the cop my name was Kenjiro Kanzaki
Lmfao.
Raven: LOL.
Mircea: I was drunk off my ass.
"Sir we have no record of that name on file. You gotta green card?!"
"WE'RE DEPORTING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO JAPAN."
"MOOOOOM. COME GET ME."
"Where are you?"
Mircea: He was like, Who? I was like Kenji The swift!
as I'm stumbling
lmao
Raven: "I'M IN JAPAN."
"-WHAT-?!"
Mircea: lmao. I'd call you.
"MA'AM IS THIS MAN RELATED TO YOU?"
'no speaky de engarishuu kbai'
"MA'AM THIS IS NO TIME FOR GAMES"
Mircea: lmfao
Raven: "KARP?"
"...WHAT?"
"MA'AM THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY"
"OOOO LIKE MOVIE. NIKORAS CAGUU?"
Mircea: LMFAO
Raven: "...that's national treasure, ma'am...."
"OOH SO SORRY NO SPEAKY DA ENGARISHUU KBAI"
>_> Man. I'd have so much fun.
Mircea: lmfaooooooooo stop. I'm gonna piss.
Raven: "MA'AM. DO YOU. OR DO YOU NOT. KNOW A KENJIRO KANZAKI?"
"KANZAKI KENJIRO?! CHIBI BAKA. ANATE WA ITOSHI KANJIRO NO AIZO SETSU--"
"MA'AM CALM DOWN. CALM. DOWN."
"AAIIIIIIIII GODZZIIRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*click, hang up*
Sigh. I have no life. I at least amused myself. And no, none of that Japanese is sensible. Well. Some of it isn't.
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Crystal was having internet issues and her MSN was signing in and out on its own.
Crystal says (3:20 PM)
I think it was the music I was playing.
My computer seems to hate country.
;(
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Raven, to Mircea:
"k, so kim kardashian is engaged or some shit
her fiance looks like taylor launtner
i think she's a child molester."
Vampires Suck: "Damn Kardashians..."