Stupid Susan Lucci
Its because of broads like her that I can even look forward to letting myself go when I'm old. I realize this was uncharted territory and that one day someone would have to go there, but did it have to be in my lifetime? I don't want to be 70 years old and worried about how hot I am. I was looking forward to being 300 lbs, moles and age spots all over my face and just letting myself go in general. Not having to go to the gym anymore... eating fatty foods. Blah blah blah, now Susan Lucci has raised the bar and now I'm afraid I will have to eat in secret for the rest of my life (so that no one knows that I eat the amounts of junk that I already do).
Its not fair.
Its not fair.