People I Love

[raul_eduardo]

I love prostitutes. Not in any sexual way. I just think the world would be a much worse place without them. I love them for their personalities, their fashion sense, their crassness, and the way they can get away with screaming obscenities in public.

I love anyone who makes the world more colourful. I love transexuals. Drag queens. Chicks-with-dicks. Trannies rock.

I also love old women who dress up their toy poodles in little sweaters.

I love:

- Young Guys Who Date Old Women
- Eccentric Intellectuals
- Big-boned West African Women with Big Head Wraps
- Friendly People with a Drinking Problem
- Pro Wrestling Fans
- Conceptual Artists
- Truckers
- Wiccans
- Anyone who wears fishnet stockings (which is mostly covered in the categories above)
- Anyone who's obviously had a facelift
- People who wear pleather
- People who smoke using a cigarette holder
- People who think they're a vampire
- Trekkies
- Women with gigantuan hair
- Men with senile dementia
- Girls who wear pants that show off their g-thongs

But mostly I love prostitutes and transexuals.