My new computer, desk, and wire collection:
I also have The Sims 3 although it's glitched to the point I'll probably have to uninstall it, thus becoming much more productive in finishing chores. About one hundred hours of game play will be lost, but eh. It's the Sims. I'll just have them do the same things over and over. Before my game decided to crap out, I took horrible pictures. Some of them got cut off, but you can click on them I guess.
While in France, Ocelot was exploring tombs and I had Zero tag along with him because they make a great team. Obviously. There, they met some French sims, Jolene and Gustave. Yes, that's the best Zero I could make, shut up.
Gustave apparently has feelings for Jolene but Zero is a shameless home wrecker and started flirting with him.
She just decided to sit between them. The facial expressions say more than I ever can.
Zero invited Gustave to his palatial French castle where I instructed him to cuddle. He chose the air over Gustave.
Ok, he got it right this time. Facial expressions are the best ever.
Meanwhile, Ocelot spends his evening trolling the internet.
Annnnnnnd back at home, Raikov is doing this.
Afterwards, Gustave walks around like this.
The next morning. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH ZERO.
Zero on a serious mission to rendezvous with his French boyfriend.
YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY DREAMS.
Needless to say, he gets rejected.
I will finish this later because there are probably too many pictures in here.