Excerpts From An SMS Conversation With A Friend (Translated Into English For Your Convenience):
Me: I'm thinking of bleaching my hair. I wear a lot of dark clothing and with dark hair I just look like some kind of a huge dark blob.
Friend: Yes, but Robert Smith is also a dark blob and he's the cutest thing ever. <3
Me: Yes, but he's a dark blob with the emphasis on the word "blob."
Friend: Yes, but Robert Smith is also a dark blob and he's the cutest thing ever. <3
Me: Yes, but he's a dark blob with the emphasis on the word "blob."