The Picture Book of James

[rattlesnakeroot]

Wouldn't it be great if every line of the HP series was illustrated and the text pared down in some minimalist form so that we didn't have to argue over silly things like meanings and definitions?

I mean, Dude, seriously, I understand that as an essay writer, I'm part of the problem. I know I get wordy when talking about words, and I have this

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Re: James Illustrated

[princessofsnark]

You done good. The explanation was simple, easy to understand, and, IMO, anyone who couldn't grasp the concept must be pretty dense indeed. But, as we know, there are those Dunderheads out there who don't want to grasp it. They will clutch the idea of the loving James/Lily coupling to their dying day.

Besides, James dressed better and probably had cleaner hair, so he had to be nice. People with cleaner hair are always nicer than people who have greasy hair and dress in black (and have grey underwear). Nicer people never do wrong. They are just having fun when they torment and embarass another person.

That person James and Co. persecuted should have felt honored that they took time out of their buys schedule to make his already-miserable life a bit more miserable.

But, it doesn't matter anyway because he was poor and not handsome and not athletic...and, he probably never nicked a snitch. So he must not have been very much fun to be with. And, he called Lily and Unforgivable Unspeakable Name, which meant he was evil down to the very core of his being and would never be able to redeem himself not matter what he did. He should have just thrown his wand aside and asked Voldemort to AK him right off as soon as he met him the first time. It would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.