sldjhffkd I YAWNED WHILE I WAS WALKING HOME AND A FLY FLEW RIGHT INTO MY MOUTH

and then this woman gave me dirty looks because I spat it out and OMG SPITTING IN PUBLIC HOW UNLADYLIKE but omg screw you lady I'm not keeping a fly in my mouth just because some stranger is offended by the sight of my spittle

omg I'm such a kid ( Read more... )

aaaa I'm shaking a lot but I feel loads better after BEARDCHAT so. :>

Also, you guys, I have put so many beards on things over the last few days, I've lost count.

( Beards! )