because this is exactly what you all friended me for

bluepeterladyboy (04:20:20): I don't think Reno's the type to be subtle about sex
bluepeterladyboy (04:20:29): not if he knows you anyway
bluepeterladyboy (04:20:32): it's more like
bluepeterladyboy (04:20:35): /walks past
bluepeterladyboy (04:20:48): /grabs dick
bluepeterladyboy (04:20:56): / ( Read more... )

bluepeterladyboy (16:39:02): omg fair trade condoms
bluepeterladyboy (16:39:08): why do I feel compelled to buy these
snarkings (16:42:35): yyutiytgrhjkjh
misstakin22 (16:42:46): ffff
snarkings (16:43:04): I hope they say fair trade

snarkings (16:43:10): on the actual condom part
misstakin22 (16:43:11): do they
bluepeterladyboy (16:43:16): like one ( Read more... )

ration: I'm going to go back in time and tell myself that I alone have caused the apocalypse
reveillez: ...what
ration: idk
ration: I mean ideally I'd say it to someone else
ration: but they probably wouldn't believe me
ration: I like to imagine I would recognise my future self
ration: and my mind would be too blown by meeting my future self to question the likelihood of me causing the ( Read more... )

DISCUSSING THE REQUESTS ON kinkyskins. I felt the need to keep this as a record 8\

BluePeterLadyboy (15:29:21): I like how they just
BluePeterLadyboy (15:29:25): tossed maxxie in this one
BluePeterLadyboy (15:29:29): like
misstakin22 (15:29:33): with freddie and cook
misstakin22 (15:29:36): ?
BluePeterLadyboy (15:29:38): yeah
misstakin22 (15:29:40): yeah
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I was in Argos the other day, and they had loads of bop-its out on the shelf. And I burst out laughing because all I could think of was this.

You've ruined me, Discedo.

ration (20:05:35): ...wtf brain
ration (20:05:45): so I just pictured like, Nate meeting Vision
ration (20:05:49): or Jonas, whatever
ration (20:05:53): and being like
ration (20:06:02): "come on. Let me wear you."
ration (20:06:17): "This never used to be a problem, open up and let me get in you"
misstakin (20:06:23): afdsjklsdf;kjlafjksdf

orz /head in hands

ALSO THIS

the colormeter
ICON ( Read more... )

Hnnngh someone tell me apping Maxi and/or Hwoarang at conscripted is a bad idea 8(

Schitzoid: "ಠДೃ" says (18:47):
/pimpslaps
lamb says (18:47):
how does that even work
you're british you don't have pimps
Schitzoid: "ಠДೃ" says (18:47):
what yes we do
it's like a normal pimp slap only with SCALDING HOT TEA
lamb says (18:48):
fuuuuuck /MELTSAlso thanks for what ( Read more... )

god this whole Disney/Marvel thing is going to be that masturbating Aerith in the love hotel all over again

I'm going to be so disappointed when it DOESN'T result in manly transvestites everywhere

--oh ( /clarifies on that Aerith )

BluePeterLadyboy (21:49:31): /pictures Raiden breastfeeding baby!Sunny iyfshjlkg

XPR Umble Pants (21:49:45): would it have nanomachines in it
BluePeterLadyboy (21:49:52): yes

I hate myself sometimes

This totally warrants its own post :|

ration (18:50:34): idk much about how to characterise him [Otacon] so \o_O.
ration (18:50:42): .../mourns lost arm
kilraaj (18:50:52): LIKE RAIDEN
kilraaj (18:50:54): /shot
ration (18:51:11): lusdhjkfl HAHAHA
ration (18:51:28): l-lol I keep wanting to canon update him to after he loses his arms
kilraaj (18:51:40): oh god. XDDD
kilraaj (18:51:53): he would go ( Read more... )