Dear Peyton,

I don't appreciate you deciding to suck ass at the one game I will be attending this season, that also happened to be my 30th birthday present.

You owe me big.

No love (at least for a while),
Me

Not having health insurance sucks. 

SNOW IS LAME!

It looks like our flight from Milwaukee to Chicago has been canceled.
We are going to attempt to drive to Chicago.

This sucks.