Too good to not pass up:

Bushisms over the years

By The Associated Press The Associated Press - Sat Jan 3, 11:06 am ET
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* Barack Obama
* Presidential Transition

In this Aug. 4, 2002 file photo, President George W. Bush stretches out in his AP - In this Aug. 4, 2002 file photo, President George W. Bush stretches out in his golf ( Read more... )

Hot???  In a very disturbing way... yes.


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"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. ( Read more... )

Why is this so hard? - 28
Reply to: pers-489542246@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-25, 11:51PM MST

I just don't understand why it is so hard for me to meet a decent looking man with a good job, who wants to do nothing in life other than worship me? I have posted a couple adds and I'm so disappointed with the responses I've recieved. I'm 28 years young, ( Read more... )

he couldn't get it up. When he did get it up, he couldn't come, and in his frustration, looks down at his dick and screams "Why won't you come?! This girl has huge tits!"

I could not stop laughing at that last line!!!  I think he needs to read up on a little harry potter.  Maybe a little "Expecto Patronum" would help him with his problem.

"Black, Blacker, Blackest; colder beyond
frozen things,
Where is between when there is naught
To Life but fragile dragon wings."

Old books have a lovely smell to them. Although this book is not nearly as old as some, (In fact it could be considered quite young.) it still has that same sweet smell of aging pages.

I'm a fan of a number of Anne ( Read more... )

Oh, the Places You'll Go!

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.

You'll look up and down streets. Look ' ( Read more... )

"Is it possible that getting your child to move just a little bit more and eat just a little bit less could prevent childhood obesity?"

This was a quote taken from a very serious ABC news reporter, because... this really IS a huge mystery and worth being VERY serious about.

"I will take your head and squeeze it between my thighs of ( Read more... )

Wild Geese

You don't have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.

Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile the ( Read more... )

If the cards are stacked against you, pull out your lighter.   The fuckers are flamable.