I Am, A Beatley Fan...

[raspberrywalrus]

Laura and Clark have made their clean getaway from my house. We are only now beginning the recovery process. There is no food in my fridge worth eating (they spared the Dijon mustard, organic strawberry fruit spread, and baking soda), there are claw marks in the walls and drool marks on the pillowcases from rampant Beatley-fan-girl-ness

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[kaikinisshoku]

It's her birthday? ^o^

No, I really enjoyed reading that book. You will. I think. o___o; Or that just makes me a nerd too. |shrug|

You didn't -really- watch all those movies over the course of two days, did you? o.o;;;; -worries-

Hrm.. I see your parental-sibling situation as sort of a prodigal sun thing for some reason. You're awesome, so they never acknowledge you.

>>; <3
By the way, if we were to actually go through with this game thing, where would it be?
<<;

[raspberrywalrus]

1. Yes. Yes it is. Pikaryina is 16 today. EVERYONE WISH HER WELL OR I WILL EAT YOU!

2. Yay! Confirmation of my non-nerd status! ^_^

3. ^_^ ... Actually, I am not shitting you. Yes, yes I did watch all those movies over the course of two days.

4. Parents are fools. I shall eat them.

5. Hm...that depends. Weekend good for you?

[kaikinisshoku]

I don't know her online contact information! D:

Weekend is very good for me. Friday I have nothing to do; family and friends of family may force me to go see X-3 for the third time. |shudder|

Did you veg out on the couch and grow roots? o____o

Don't eat your parents. They don't taste very good. I would recommend little sibling, brother in particular. They are quite tender.

Saturday, my family is running off to the circus. I don't want to go with them, and they don't really care. What are you doing on saturday?

._.;;;;; Is Clark going to post that many time per day _all summer_ ??

[raspberrywalrus]

T_T I weep. My mother's VERY unkeen on me doing anything this weekend because she labors under the false pretense that I am sick. I had to beg to get her to let Alexa come over tomorrow (see below) and she lives, like negative three seconds away from me AND is basically a live-in family member when she wants to be...

T_T I CRY TEARS OF EMO [AS DOES MY ICON]! I MISS MY PIKARYAA!

>_< Grawr...But, hey, if I make a "miraculous recovery" tomorrow, she may allow me visitors on Saturday. I shall try to keep my hopes + immune system up.

We did grow roots. I had to chop us all off of the couch with a machete. It was painful.

For some reason (possibly South Park related), I have the feeling that my parents would make some delicious chili.

And, yes. I have the distinct (and sad) feeling that she will.

Oh, right. ;_; I know not her online status either...Clark would, but I think Clark slumbers.

[kaikinisshoku]

Why would she labor under the false pretense that you are sick? Do you act sickly and or look as such?

I miss everybody. And I don't have a nickname for you, either, which makes me sad. I could call you my Lennon, as in John, or my lemon. Because that sounds v. similar.

What are you sick with? '__'

It must have been horrible tearing yourselves away from the faces of those you guys have fawned after for so long.

Chili is gross. Hey! We're both vegetarians, why are we talking about this? o____o;;;

Rawr. I wonder if I can teach her how to edit posts.
Or how to make lj cuts, like I did with Laura and some other people.

I need to ask someone about that, but I'd hate to bother her online >>; so I'll just randomly give her things during summer school if she's coming.

What's this? Alexa just randomly instant messaged me saying 'come to Hayley's house tomorrow!'. Sigh. But that's your bonding-gaming-clone day!

Teehee. Hayley's time is much sought after. <3
-flies away-

[raspberrywalrus]

^_^ I AM POPULAR!!!!

SHVEEEEEEEET!

T_T Anyways, my mom's reeeeeeally convinced that I'm deathly ill. I cough, on occassion. And my throat's a little scratchy, it doesn't even hurt, it just sounds like I've been smoking for a few dozen years. I weep.

Anywho, I'm gonna say this: if you can get your own ride over here, then you are more than welcome. Arrive and I will beat it into my mother that you are staying, cause after beating KHII, Alexa and me have no more gaming. Ever. And we are bonded rather sufficiently, I think, judging that we're THE SAME EXACT PERSON! But I really don't think that Mom'll drive to the other side of the earth to get you and then let you stay here because, as I said, she thinks I'm sick...

T_T

I'll try my best, tho...

I don't know why we're talking about chili! O_o Maybe I'll just hire some cannibals.

She is coming to summer school. Math, and the like. Teach the Clark...if you can.

[kaikinisshoku]

My mother dragged me off to go watch X-3 for the third time. I was unhappy. And I still have no ride, ever. Ever in the world. In the history of mankind.
So I'm exaggerating.

But, yes. I am sad that I cannot get over there simply for lack of ride. I would walk/bike/drive over to your house, if I knew where it was exactly, or if I knew the sun would -not- smite me upon my leaving the house. Because it will, and it has.

I will teach Clark. I will. -determination-
D: Why is my sense of direction so horrible? I need to get a driver's license. Rawr. Well, my parents think I'm running a fever becasue they keep giving me sugary things and I keep getting dizzy and whenever I put a toe into the sunlight [okay, more like a leg] into the sunlight I get dizzy and fall over, and my temperature's gotten a bit up there -points- but you know, that happens when it's -checks the temp- 86 degrees inside an air conditioned home and your daughter [that is, me] has random fainting spells and arrhythmia...

Are you going to summer school?

[raspberrywalrus]

I AM GOING TO SUMMER SCHOOL! -____- ... ~thinks rather seriously~

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...

...

IDEA!!!

Come over after summer school one day. Just because there are UMPTEEN random-ass things we must do. We can just take you straight to my place, and it will be cool. ~nods firmly~ This is how it shall be. The only question is, what day? ~quixotic~

I'm sorry you have to watch X-3 for the third time. And then again, I am not. For, by watching X-"3" three times, you have fulfilled a sacred ritual. I'm sure that you now have super powers. Try to necromance John Lennon for me, please.

As to the fourth paragraph in your comment...O_O GO TO A DOCTOR! ~forces you to the doctor~

[kaikinisshoku]

Fourth paragraph. |laughs|
We're having a conversation in your comment box. |sweatdrop|

But I can't exactly tell them about it, ne.

In any case, I'm only free on fridays after summer school because on Monday and Wednesday I have Chemistry 60 [whee, college class as remediation for first semester even though I'm supposed to be in Chemistry 52~] lectures, and on Tuesday and Thursday I have Chemistry Lab and that leaves Friday. :]

I will endeavor to necro your husband-ish today while I'm at Knotts..

I'm happy because of your idea. :o...
But what will we do? What should I bring? e__e;

[raspberrywalrus]

Yay for being strange!

Ok, Friday! Friday is good! S...o...what to do...well, first of all, you're showing me how to beat Sephiroth on KHII. That's it. You will walk through the door, be handed a controller and forced to use Alexa and my crappy Sora to defeat Sephiroth.

Because you are crazy like that.

Then you're being Beatle educated. We shall watch at least two movies and a press conference. Then...I don't know, we'll take it from there.

^_^ ~excited~

YAY FOR THE NERDNESS OF COMMUNICATING VIA COMMENTS!

And thanks in advance for the dead husband-ish. Have a good time at Knotts!

[kaikinisshoku]

I forgot how I got past Sephiroth. o_____o;;;;
Myo.

T_T;;;;;; -will not meet expectations-
Kekeke. It was pretty funny, though. 'Hey look, there's Sephiroth'.

...
'D: I'm gonna die!'

...
'He's dead?!!'

:']

Unfortunately, I met a good number of people [-cough-boys. >>;; ] at Knotts, but no Lennons. :s Maybe some sort of heathen ritual...

I'll ask my mom about this friday.
How do I get to your house? Should I just walk? >>;;

[raspberrywalrus]

Feh. Expectations. Allow me to explain the futzed-up wiring of my brain:

I have this notion that you are a video game GODDESS. So no matter what you do, you shall be a video game GODDESS. You could go up to Sephiroth, talk to him, and have him reject you with a wave of the hand, going, "Ew. Do not fight me, fool," and I'd still be all, "Oh goodness! What form! What grace! What Gerbality!"

:P I'm odD. With a captial D at the end.

Feh. Seems like these day's there's just no good undead John Lennons floating around for me to marry. Where have the good times gone?

Well...Friday there is summer school, yes? So you will come home with me and Alexa afterwards, yes? Yes. You will. NEver walk to my house. Ever. The only one who can do that is Alexa, and her face turned the color of Hello Kitty.

[kaikinisshoku]

...the white part, or the red part, or the yellow part of hello kitty?

If he rejected me like that, I was be like... |fawn| *_*;<3333

If you are odD with a capital D at the end, what am I?

So yeah. Friday. :] Should I bring anything? Oh! I want to bring this two player game that's so cute and fun e__e;
Shouls I bring taiko? I lost one stick, but all you need is a longish hard thing shaped like a stick. >>;

My side hurts. |wiggles around, then runs away|

[raspberrywalrus]

Oh, quite all the parts. And you are too good for Sephiroth. He does not deserve your awesomeness. And you are a plaid giraffe.

T_T GODDAMIT, PIKARYAA! The stars do not will us to be! For I have a contagious, although mild, disease, and therefore no one will be allowed over for over a month! D: CRYYYYYYY!

[kaikinisshoku]

Can I steal you to my house, then? I'll wrap your arm in gauze! D:

[raspberrywalrus]

T_T Sadly, my mother really doesn't want me in contact with anything. Ever. Seriously, she makes me sleep on towels and sit on the floor instead of chairs. And I can't pet the animals...

D: ~unhappy leper dance~