Please Cheeeeese Me, oh yeah...
I NEED SOME CHEESE!
T_T
I will pay anyone in the entire world who wants to bring me ANY form of cheese. I crave it soooooo much, and I'm stuck in bed as an invalid.
I will accept any kind of cheese. Ever. Brie, cheddar, gouda, Swiss, an expired pack of Cottage Cheese, that weird cheese that comes in plastic wrap, even one of those magical Mac n' Cheese cheese sauce powder packets.
I am willing to pay you six dollars and sixteen cents (in US pennies) for this cheese.
T_T I REALLY WANT SOME CHEESE!
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
List of ways to send Hayley cheese without leaving your house:
[If you have cheese in your fridge:]
1) Take the cheese. Put it in a box. Put that box in a box. Put that box in another box. Mail that box to me.
2) Fax me the cheese.
3) Attach the cheese to a highly trained donkey, who will bring it to my house.
4) Raise the bat signal high into the sky. Pay Batman six dollars and sixteen cents. He should drop the cheese off at my house on his way to Gotham City. (You will be compensated for the Batman delivery service).
5) Liquefy the cheese in the microwave. Flush the cheese down the toilet. It will come through the sewer system to my house, where I will filter it and solidify it.
6) Pray to the Buddha. When you reach Nirvana, you will be able to reincarnate as cheese. I will eat you.
7) Slice the cheese into thin slices. Pinch the cheese into a pocket. Fill the pocket with helium and secure the ends. Tie a string to the bottom of the cheese, and there you have it! Instant cheese balloons that will fill they sky, and hopefully, land at my house, where I shall eat it.
[If you don't have cheese in your fridge:]
You don't have cheese in your fridge? What on earth is wrong with you?!? I guess you'll have to go to your cow in the backyard, milk it, then--what? You don't have a cow either?!? Augh! What am I to do with you?!? What about your goats?!?
Jennings: They're male.
DAMNIT!
T_T
I will pay anyone in the entire world who wants to bring me ANY form of cheese. I crave it soooooo much, and I'm stuck in bed as an invalid.
I will accept any kind of cheese. Ever. Brie, cheddar, gouda, Swiss, an expired pack of Cottage Cheese, that weird cheese that comes in plastic wrap, even one of those magical Mac n' Cheese cheese sauce powder packets.
I am willing to pay you six dollars and sixteen cents (in US pennies) for this cheese.
T_T I REALLY WANT SOME CHEESE!
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
List of ways to send Hayley cheese without leaving your house:
[If you have cheese in your fridge:]
1) Take the cheese. Put it in a box. Put that box in a box. Put that box in another box. Mail that box to me.
2) Fax me the cheese.
3) Attach the cheese to a highly trained donkey, who will bring it to my house.
4) Raise the bat signal high into the sky. Pay Batman six dollars and sixteen cents. He should drop the cheese off at my house on his way to Gotham City. (You will be compensated for the Batman delivery service).
5) Liquefy the cheese in the microwave. Flush the cheese down the toilet. It will come through the sewer system to my house, where I will filter it and solidify it.
6) Pray to the Buddha. When you reach Nirvana, you will be able to reincarnate as cheese. I will eat you.
7) Slice the cheese into thin slices. Pinch the cheese into a pocket. Fill the pocket with helium and secure the ends. Tie a string to the bottom of the cheese, and there you have it! Instant cheese balloons that will fill they sky, and hopefully, land at my house, where I shall eat it.
[If you don't have cheese in your fridge:]
You don't have cheese in your fridge? What on earth is wrong with you?!? I guess you'll have to go to your cow in the backyard, milk it, then--what? You don't have a cow either?!? Augh! What am I to do with you?!? What about your goats?!?
Jennings: They're male.
DAMNIT!