Attention, World! I have been Slightly Traumatized!
O_O
LA-OHHHHH-RDY LORDY BITCH CHRIST!
OK!
There's a really large thunderstorm goin' on here!
Like, with rolling thunder!
And stick lightening!
That is very cool!
And sorta bluish white!
And very VERY frightening when they flash right next to you!
THE TRAMPOLINE ALMOST GOT HIT BY LIGHTENING!
WHILE I WAS ON IT!
Ok, my neighbors have this huge sprinkler system and they keep the controls on the back of my back-yard's fence, and THAT got struck by this HUGE course of lightening, and I was bouncing, and I was like, OH MY GOD! And then this [relatively] tiny vein of electricity shoots from that MOTHER OF ALL ELECTRICAL BEAMS and shoots all the way down the pole of the trampoline that I was RIGHT ACROSS FROM AND IT SCARED THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF ME!
So I ran inside and hid under my parents' bed.
O_O
AUUUUUGH
Oh, and this amuses me on great levels but I think only Alexa knows why:
STEPHEN COLBERT HAS AN H-BOMB!
LA-OHHHHH-RDY LORDY BITCH CHRIST!
OK!
There's a really large thunderstorm goin' on here!
Like, with rolling thunder!
And stick lightening!
That is very cool!
And sorta bluish white!
And very VERY frightening when they flash right next to you!
THE TRAMPOLINE ALMOST GOT HIT BY LIGHTENING!
WHILE I WAS ON IT!
Ok, my neighbors have this huge sprinkler system and they keep the controls on the back of my back-yard's fence, and THAT got struck by this HUGE course of lightening, and I was bouncing, and I was like, OH MY GOD! And then this [relatively] tiny vein of electricity shoots from that MOTHER OF ALL ELECTRICAL BEAMS and shoots all the way down the pole of the trampoline that I was RIGHT ACROSS FROM AND IT SCARED THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF ME!
So I ran inside and hid under my parents' bed.
O_O
AUUUUUGH
Oh, and this amuses me on great levels but I think only Alexa knows why:
STEPHEN COLBERT HAS AN H-BOMB!