Free at last! Thank God Almighty, I am free at last!

[rashind]

Today was my last day at Toys 'R Us. Good. I fucking hated that more than any other job I've ever had, INCLUDING the casino gift shop and being an ass-to-mouth double in low-budget pornos. Today was great. I went in, and there were too many people working, so they offered to send someone home. I jumped all up in that shit and made it my hot little bitch. I was only there for an hour. And now I'm done.

Heidi and I got two bumper stickers for Crumpleybum today. One says "Born OK the first time", and the other says "Love animals, don't eat them."