Ahaha, well... good to see I'm not alone, at least! I can't say I see the appeal for these sorts of curses, City, but whatever floats the proverbial boat. Though you make it very hard to remain a gentleman, ladies ( Read more... )

Agent L, Agent G. I expect you in my office sometime very soon. I'm afraid we've got a situation on our hands. We've detected a number of extraterrestrials that have illegally entered the atmosphere and have recently landed in unknown parts of Earth. We have our guys tracking them now, but as of yet, we haven't had any luck ( Read more... )

What the-- what happened to my hands? Some kinda curse again?

Luke, Gailardia, I thought this over long and hard, so without further ado, here's your To-Do list for today.

• Prepare lunch [TOGETHER]
  
• Do the dishes [TOGETHER]
  
• Pick up some groceries [TOGETHER]
  
• Run by the library for an adventure novel [TOGETHER]
  
• Walk my babies [TOGETHER]
  
• Do the ( Read more... )

Goodness, City! You're so lively today. But it's a nice change from yesterday; so boring! And many don't like walking in the rain, myself included. Gailardia, are you walking my babies this late? I hope you remembered to put their sweaters on correctly ( Read more... )

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh~

SAAAAAAPHY~

I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME~!

Guy, Anise, come give daddy hugs. How was school for you both? Good, I hope? It's about time to bring home your report cards, isn't it? Where're my beautiful children~?

[ He sets his briefcase down and takes his khaki coat off, hanging it on the coat hanger in the hall, and-- oh look! The family ( Read more... )

--an~! Aslan!! Where'd you go, Aslan?! Are you following Neph--

[ Insert the sound of something fairly solid connecting with a hollow metal surface ]

WAH--

[ Aaaand a loud boom as the microwave explodes, followed by a thud and a yelp as... the emperor falls over, leg burned from the exploding microwave, sprawled gracelessly on the floor ]....Eh ( Read more... )