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OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH SWEET LORD MY EYES HAVE EXPLODED.
Ahahahaah. well, they sort of have. am watching channel 4, as one does around this hour (hollyoaks, baby! fuck yeah!) and what should I encounter but a new 4 music ad, which consists purely of BANG BANG YOU'RE DEAD with Carl, Stan, Didz and Gary getting pelted with WATER BALLOONS (THAT'S RIGHT. WET CLOTHES. THAT'S RIGHT. WHITE T SHIRTS, ALL WET. I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON, BUT YES I AM OBJECTIFYING THOSE POOR POOR DPTs) IN SLOW MOTION.
they don't really make attractive faces during this (Carl has his eyes closed, sweet), but STILL.
o please if there is a god let this make it to youtube.
In other news, sort of flipped today. started at 8am, finished at 5pm. was supposed to go to the wards tonight to have a go at clerking out of hours, but ffs, am supposed to be back there tomorrow at 8am. so. when are they expecting us to sleep/watch hollyoaks/drink a lot of stella? I know I know, I really want to get into the real world - but come on. in the real world i would get paid goddamnit. and a union! I'd defo get a union. a real one. and eu working directives! what a swizz, trying to make us do 8am-5pm every day and 2 nights as well. i am sure that is against laws. anyway, even if it isn't, i am making a stand! so. er. feeling slightly guilty about bunking off, i wandered home and cut myself a fringe, because my hair was looking a bit too shaggy and I couldn't bloody see. I think that's logical. then went to pick up good friend alisonia, who is currently doing a wee research project (am well jealous). conversation went as follows:
ALISON: hold on. did you have that fringe before?
ME: er, no.
ALISON: oh right. when did you get that cut?
ME: er, about 15 minutes ago.
ALISON: what the fuck? how?!
ME: cut it myself
ALISON: what the fuck?
she looked properly worried for me. i don't think it's that bad. almost even. hohoho...
can't be bothered eating tonight. have possibly run out of tinned pineapple though, so might have to cook something. i know. my diet is atrocious. but vitamin c is good for me, as they say.
Ahahahaah. well, they sort of have. am watching channel 4, as one does around this hour (hollyoaks, baby! fuck yeah!) and what should I encounter but a new 4 music ad, which consists purely of BANG BANG YOU'RE DEAD with Carl, Stan, Didz and Gary getting pelted with WATER BALLOONS (THAT'S RIGHT. WET CLOTHES. THAT'S RIGHT. WHITE T SHIRTS, ALL WET. I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON, BUT YES I AM OBJECTIFYING THOSE POOR POOR DPTs) IN SLOW MOTION.
they don't really make attractive faces during this (Carl has his eyes closed, sweet), but STILL.
o please if there is a god let this make it to youtube.
In other news, sort of flipped today. started at 8am, finished at 5pm. was supposed to go to the wards tonight to have a go at clerking out of hours, but ffs, am supposed to be back there tomorrow at 8am. so. when are they expecting us to sleep/watch hollyoaks/drink a lot of stella? I know I know, I really want to get into the real world - but come on. in the real world i would get paid goddamnit. and a union! I'd defo get a union. a real one. and eu working directives! what a swizz, trying to make us do 8am-5pm every day and 2 nights as well. i am sure that is against laws. anyway, even if it isn't, i am making a stand! so. er. feeling slightly guilty about bunking off, i wandered home and cut myself a fringe, because my hair was looking a bit too shaggy and I couldn't bloody see. I think that's logical. then went to pick up good friend alisonia, who is currently doing a wee research project (am well jealous). conversation went as follows:
ALISON: hold on. did you have that fringe before?
ME: er, no.
ALISON: oh right. when did you get that cut?
ME: er, about 15 minutes ago.
ALISON: what the fuck? how?!
ME: cut it myself
ALISON: what the fuck?
she looked properly worried for me. i don't think it's that bad. almost even. hohoho...
can't be bothered eating tonight. have possibly run out of tinned pineapple though, so might have to cook something. i know. my diet is atrocious. but vitamin c is good for me, as they say.