From my embryonic sac buddy

[randybyname]

You Are a Natural Flirt

Comments

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It's the hair, isn't it? Blonde chicks are natural flirts, or some shit.

[randybyname]

Hey, you choose not to be au naturale, Meli. Strike one. Try again.

[timemaychange]

Hey, I like my hair like this. Besides, Randy-bear, memes should be able to see through hair dye since they're so all-knowing.

Okay, so... maybe I am that awkward? I'm not that awkward, am I?

[randybyname]

All-knowing what? Which button you click on? Pfft. Where did you find it, anyway?

Yeah, you are, but I still love you. Did you really want to be like Matty and every chick's random occasional dildo? One of us has to have their head on straight.