All-knowing what? Which button you click on? Pfft. Where did you find it, anyway?
Yeah, you are, but I still love you. Did you really want to be like Matty and every chick's random occasional dildo? One of us has to have their head on straight.
Well don't blame me if you find some freaky naughty big brother thing on his journal when you go looking at who his friends are.
I dare you to tell Matty you're a lesbian, post nightshift. I want to see how he reacts. Yeah, I do, but if a hot guy comes along, sometimes it's easy to be unaccountable for one's actions.
But at the same time, some of those work friends look interesting. How did he meet so many people so quickly? Mom told me he has a friend of the people who own The London, and he met the doctor who got shot the other day.
What actions, then? Do you like flirting or do you rather the guy to instigate it?
Yeah, but I think they look good interesting. All the guys are hot, too. Fuck, how many hot guys can they cram into one hospital? Most of them are married, or something though, which sucks. Dunno, seems like some big social network. Meet one, meet them all? Seriously? I love that bar. It's awesome. No way! Man, that's heavy. Can you imagine still working where you got shot?
Both? I mean, I try and flirt. Mostly I just wind up all nervous and tongue-tied, and the guy walks off before I can get words out.
I know, fuck it. Some of them look like they would be a lot of fun. It's like Matt gets an automatic social life for not really having one. How is that even fair? The bar is awesome, and the dude in the kilt? One of the singers. That's him. All I can remember is watching it on TV before Christmas that year and knowing it was happening just around the corner from home.
It's not! We work hard at being social. Even when you're busting your ass trying to be a shrink, or whatever. Shit, really? I didn't even tweak. Man... that's crazy. No wonder he always kinda has this look sometimes when he's in front of the crowd.
Because I nearly always blush like mad, and can't make eye contact after?
Psychologist. That's enough for me. Yeah, really. And he never really looks at the crowd. I was wondering about that myself. Not that he doesn't still rock out, they all do. It's about time Princeton got a bar scene like that.
Right, right. Psychologist. At least you got through college. Or will. I'm still in awe of you and Matty. Damn straight. Princeton fucking needed it years ago. Wonder if he'll ever get over it?
I still have my final year to get through. I might go ironically insane, between now and then. I could perve on all the hot doctors in the psych ward. You could go back to college, you know. Tell me about it, The White Lion seems to just attract geriatrics these days. The signs tell me it could be PTSD, so maybe not. Not that I know him, but textbooks are handy for info.
Why insane? Can I help? Mm... hot doctors who are interested in your mind. Always good. I could, but I don't know what to do. That's my trouble, remember? I just don't think I'm the book-type person. Bah! I went in there to chase after this chick I work with who was chasing this guy with leather pants, and I got hit on by some sixty-year-old. Maybe I'm geriatric bait? So it's a lifelong thing?
My course work is just crazy for the last year. I didn't realise it would be this nuts. Everyone has to learn something to make their way in life. It doesn't have to be books. Do something with a lot of prac. I'm curious how the dude was running in leather pants. That's gotta be risking castration right there. You could get yourself a sugar daddy. Matty would just love that. Well, sure. It can be. Some get over it and never look back, but in cases like this, it was some fucked up trauma. The guy was trying to stop someone murdering his wife.
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Okay, so... maybe I am that awkward? I'm not that awkward, am I?
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Yeah, you are, but I still love you. Did you really want to be like Matty and every chick's random occasional dildo? One of us has to have their head on straight.
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Aw, shucks. I feel incredibly loved. Well, kinda have the wrong parts and don't dig chicks, so no. So you don't?
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I dare you to tell Matty you're a lesbian, post nightshift. I want to see how he reacts. Yeah, I do, but if a hot guy comes along, sometimes it's easy to be unaccountable for one's actions.
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Sure. Nothing like messing with his head. Same, but somehow the actions don't end in sex.
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What actions, then? Do you like flirting or do you rather the guy to instigate it?
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Both? I mean, I try and flirt. Mostly I just wind up all nervous and tongue-tied, and the guy walks off before I can get words out.
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So, why not pinch his ass as he walks away?
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Because I nearly always blush like mad, and can't make eye contact after?
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How do you ever even get laid?
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Luck, and not very often?
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When was the last time?
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Um, four months ago, maybe?
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Holy shit. Do your bits still work?
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