ganked from your mama
1. If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use?
a rusty spork, duh
2. Did you ever swallow a coin?
no, the taste always put me off
3. What was the worst gift you've ever received?
bedroom slippers
4. When was the last time you played with Lincoln Logs?
2 years ago. my mom gave me a box to take to work as a donation, I forgot, when my baby nephew was here, he enjoyed chewing on them
5. Do you know how to make anything origami style?
I can make a boat, a crane, and a box
6. Whats your moms middle name?
Joan
7. Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
not officially no, but I know you:
P-pull
A-aim
S-squeeze
S- sweep side to side
8. Did you ever break into your friends house and destroy a movie or cd just so you'd never have to see/hear it again?
um no, what the hell is wrong with you people that write these surveys?
9. What's your bowling average?
somewhere in the 90s-100s
10. Did you ever break apart a Rubiks Cube and put it back together, possibly with glue or adhesive, just to say you solved it?
no, I am not that lame, everyone knows I suck at that stuff
11. Did you ever pooed your pants?
first of all, that is wrong use of past-tense, shouldn't it say Have you ever pooed in your pants? or Did you ever poo in your pants? And the answer is yes, unfortunately due to a bout of 24 hour stomach flu that had you erupting from both ends violently
12. Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
no, there have been times I wish it had though
13. Do you like unsweetened iced tea?
I dont like tea, it's dirty water.
14. Did you own a Lite-Brite?
yes, until my brother vaccuumed up all my pegs and broke the vaccuum, my mother threw it away.
15. Can you do a flip off of a diving board into a pool?
no, but I can belly flop :)
16. Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?
I have a breathing barrier for CPR, technically its a mouthpiece.
17. Whats your favorite James Bond movie?
I dont have one
18. Have you ever used a pogo stick?
tried in vain
19. Who was the most creative bum you've ever met, trying to get some money from you?
I saw a man on the highway exit once with a sign which read "Bill Gates stole my idea"
20. Whats your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?
lemon or grape
21. Did you ever break someone else' bone?
nope
22. When was the last time you pulled lint out of your belly button?
ew, I don't, I wash it frequently
23. Did you ever use someone else's toothbrush?
no, I couldn't, gross
24. Have you ever skipped a rock for more than 75 feet?
no
25. Did you ever fall off of a roof?
nope, just a porch
26. If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?
absofreakinglutely, especially if it included slime
27. What's the largest living organism that you killed?
a snake
28. Did you ever take a firefly (a.k.a. lighting bug) and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?
no, but as a kid we used to smear them on the ground to get that effect.
29. What's the best toy you've ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?
indigestion
30. Did you ever use a stink bomb?
nope, just smoke bombs
31. Can you juggle?
I use to juggle scarves, as they were light and fell slower, so it was easier
32. Have you ever been in a blimp, zeppelin or dirigible?
nope, and thats not a nice thing to say about my mama!
33. Do you remember that square candy bar called "Chunky"?
I remember it, never ate it thought because of the raisins.. ew
34. Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie:
who is Peter Jackson?
a rusty spork, duh
2. Did you ever swallow a coin?
no, the taste always put me off
3. What was the worst gift you've ever received?
bedroom slippers
4. When was the last time you played with Lincoln Logs?
2 years ago. my mom gave me a box to take to work as a donation, I forgot, when my baby nephew was here, he enjoyed chewing on them
5. Do you know how to make anything origami style?
I can make a boat, a crane, and a box
6. Whats your moms middle name?
Joan
7. Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
not officially no, but I know you:
P-pull
A-aim
S-squeeze
S- sweep side to side
8. Did you ever break into your friends house and destroy a movie or cd just so you'd never have to see/hear it again?
um no, what the hell is wrong with you people that write these surveys?
9. What's your bowling average?
somewhere in the 90s-100s
10. Did you ever break apart a Rubiks Cube and put it back together, possibly with glue or adhesive, just to say you solved it?
no, I am not that lame, everyone knows I suck at that stuff
11. Did you ever pooed your pants?
first of all, that is wrong use of past-tense, shouldn't it say Have you ever pooed in your pants? or Did you ever poo in your pants? And the answer is yes, unfortunately due to a bout of 24 hour stomach flu that had you erupting from both ends violently
12. Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
no, there have been times I wish it had though
13. Do you like unsweetened iced tea?
I dont like tea, it's dirty water.
14. Did you own a Lite-Brite?
yes, until my brother vaccuumed up all my pegs and broke the vaccuum, my mother threw it away.
15. Can you do a flip off of a diving board into a pool?
no, but I can belly flop :)
16. Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?
I have a breathing barrier for CPR, technically its a mouthpiece.
17. Whats your favorite James Bond movie?
I dont have one
18. Have you ever used a pogo stick?
tried in vain
19. Who was the most creative bum you've ever met, trying to get some money from you?
I saw a man on the highway exit once with a sign which read "Bill Gates stole my idea"
20. Whats your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?
lemon or grape
21. Did you ever break someone else' bone?
nope
22. When was the last time you pulled lint out of your belly button?
ew, I don't, I wash it frequently
23. Did you ever use someone else's toothbrush?
no, I couldn't, gross
24. Have you ever skipped a rock for more than 75 feet?
no
25. Did you ever fall off of a roof?
nope, just a porch
26. If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?
absofreakinglutely, especially if it included slime
27. What's the largest living organism that you killed?
a snake
28. Did you ever take a firefly (a.k.a. lighting bug) and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?
no, but as a kid we used to smear them on the ground to get that effect.
29. What's the best toy you've ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?
indigestion
30. Did you ever use a stink bomb?
nope, just smoke bombs
31. Can you juggle?
I use to juggle scarves, as they were light and fell slower, so it was easier
32. Have you ever been in a blimp, zeppelin or dirigible?
nope, and thats not a nice thing to say about my mama!
33. Do you remember that square candy bar called "Chunky"?
I remember it, never ate it thought because of the raisins.. ew
34. Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie:
who is Peter Jackson?