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[randomkidrox]

So I'm a bit peeved... but that will come later... I put Ian and Dustin's names in this Snark Generator and this is all I got lol

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I love your Beach Countdown Ticker thing :)

[imafoxgrr]

lmao the Snark-O-Tron 8300?! Oh my I had too much fun with this one. Be afraid... I way went overboard with the snark generating here:

I must admit that lately I've been hearing around town that the world's gonna end, and when it does, Stephanie and Kaitlyn will be responsible.
(Naturally!)

Favorite moment of the year? That time when Stephanie and Kaitlyn flashed their boob at the Olympics.
(ROFL! Appartenly we share a boob)

Wouldn't it be amazing if a giant Paris Hilton fell from the sky and landed on Harry Potter?

I would love to see an episode of some show where Ginny Weasley walks in on a burlap sack having sex with Harry Potter.

I would love to see an episode of The OC where Hailey flips out and insists that butter should be the #1 issue in politics. And then kills Seth.

If Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter had a conversation, it would probably go like this:
Ginny Weasley: Hey Harry Potter.
Harry Potter: Yeah?
Ginny Weasley: I'm your mother.

If a can of tuna and Satan had a lovechild, it would be Voldemort.

I think I'd be really inclined to pop open a bottle of champagne if Harry Potter put on some assless chaps, jumped onto a can of tuna, and yelled ''Take me to America!''.

If Stephanie and Kaitlyn and Ron Weasley had a conversation, it would probably go like this:
Stephanie and Kaitlyn: Hey Ron Weasley.
Ron Weasley: Yeah?
Stephanie and Kaitlyn: You murdered Santa Claus and I can prove it
Ron Weasley: Cool.

FYI:
All the homeless people have been distributing leaflets which say the world's gonna end, and when it does, Ron Weasley will run around naked, yelling ''My dry cleaning! I forgot my dry cleaning!''.

If Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger had a conversation, it would probably go like this:
Ron Weasley: Hey Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger: Yeah?
Ron Weasley: I made out with a flatulent tranny last night.
Hermione Granger: Cool.

I'd like Harry Potter to spend less time making out with a baby seal and more time throwing apples at prostitutes.

Favorite moment of the year? That time when Ron Weasley flashed his boob on the Oscars.

I'd like Voldemort to spend less time making out with Rue McLanahan and more time crying about how he'll never marry Hitler.

One of these days I'd like to see Ginny Weasley and Voldemort make out.

I would love to see an episode of some show where Voldemort sets fire to Harry Potter.

If Voldemort and Stephanie had a conversation, it would probably go like this:
Voldemort: Hey Stephanie.
Stephanie: Yeah?
Voldemort: Ever seen Stephanie in person?
Stephanie: No, but that's because I spent last night going on a fishing trip with Connie Chung.

The funniest thing about Voldemort is that he thinks he's a spider monkey, but he's really more like Stephanie and Kaitlyn.

Imagine Voldemort. Now imagine Voldemort taking a bubble bath with a beached whale.

Hey Voldemort. Stop trying to be funny. You suck and I hate you.

Is it bad that I've been hearing around town that the world's gonna end, and when it does, Voldemort will come out of the closet.

I'd like Dumbledore to spend less time playing with activists and more time throwing flaming pieces of wood at the cast of The OC.

I have a great idea. Joan Rivers should kill Dumbledore.

One of these days I'd like to see the cast of Friends and Stephanie and Kaitlyn release a folk album.

I'd like Stephanie and Kaitlyn to spend less time trying to lock a couple of hobos in their basement and more time playing with politicians.

Hey Stephanie and Kaitlyn. Stop trying to not suck. Just embrace it. And then go away.

Re: I love your Beach Countdown Ticker thing :)

[randomkidrox]

haha these are great!