mwahahaha

Jan 02, 2006 21:51

So I'm a bit peeved... but that will come later... I put Ian and Dustin's names in this Snark Generator and this is all I got lol

I have a great idea. Ellen Degeneres should take a knife to Dustin and Ian. It's really more thought provoking than funny.

If Dustin and Ian and G-Unit had a conversation, it would probably go like this:

Dustin and Ian: Hey G-Unit.

G-Unit: Yeah?

Dustin and Ian: Do you have any silicon breast implants I can play with?

G-Unit: No.

Imagine Dustin and Ian. Now imagine Dustin and Ian frolicking naked with a platypus.

I would love to see an episode of some show where Dustin and Ian bludgeon Dustin and Ian.

I have a great idea. Why don't we take a knife to Dustin and Ian.

The most fascinating thing about Dustin and Ian is that they're sort of like a lesbian-chic version of a burlap sack.

wa-wa-waaaaaaa haha they totally deserve it tho xD

So then I put me and Chelsea in cuz thats who I was talking to when I was doing this so here we go... ;)

like Kaitlyn and Chelsea to spend less time beating up Kelly Wigglesworth from Survivor and more time trying to lock the coaching staff of the Miami Dolphins in their basement.

The funniest thing about Kaitlyn and Chelsea is that their favorite thing in the world is to slam a golfclub into a grad student at UC Santa Cruz.

The littlest known thing about Kaitlyn and Chelsea is that on their birthday, they salsa danced with a random hooker in Vegas.

I would love to see an episode of some show where Kaitlyn and Chelsea discover that their father is Dustin and Ian.
Now that was creepy cuz it remembered the names I had put in before xD

If I were stuck on a desert island with Kaitlyn and Chelsea, I would inflict major damage on myself with a bottle of whiskey.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea. Now imagine Kaitlyn and Chelsea reciting poetry to Santa Claus.

The most fascinating thing about Kaitlyn and Chelsea is that on their birthday, they went to Jazzercize with the president of Dartmouth College.

I would love to see an episode of some show where Kaitlyn and Chelsea cook tostadas with Dustin and Ian.

lol so this is what you do in college... watch reruns of the Gauntlet 2 and have a snark generator take out your anger... haha
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