Popcorn EMERGENCY!
[Insert conversation in which it is just too much TMI for anyone other then a select three people to see.]
salvius: ...and don't even THINK about putting that into your LJ!!!
randomactsofkat: bawhahahahahaahaha
gm_avie: *stare* I leave you two alone for two minutes and I come back to [edited to protect the, er, um, innocent] in LJ?!?
salvius: I'll buy an emergency bag of popcorn.