Blow darts and cousin's 21st bday.... awesome combo
So my cousin is older now. she's adorable when she drinks. We had absinthe and an orange gatorade cooler filled with so much mixed drinks you don't know what to do with em all. I know how to make the gasoline liquors taste like heaven and I gave her guests a party. it was fun as hell.. cuz we started at applebee's and Justin and I were laughing our asses off. We kept refilling our glasses from the bar outside at my car. ahaha. and then I kept having to pee only when I was outside.. so I dominated the curb. I was in ninja shoes all night make swish noises like I disappeared and reappeared and everyone was joking.. just out n out fun.
Got back to Jaimie's and that's when we got silly. They have a furnace that looks like a fish outside and a slightly bigger one.. so since it's been a little damp at night the wood wasn't dried enough. I went out to my car and started stomping on cigar boxes I've collected and one I was working on to transform into a music box, that just kinda didn't need to be finished anymore.. sides I could easily rebuild that part if I decided to finish it. and I was tearin up boxes and shit in my car that could be flamable.. even a massive cardboard tube that was like 4 inches thick.. it was hilarious. Justin put it in the top of the furnace cuz it wouldn't break and it stuck out like 7 inches above the top.. when we got the fire started holy shit!!! it was like a cannon. fire shot straight up the tube and was flickering.. we all sat around the fire and put our feet up on it.. and due to the cold we were surrounded by steam and smoke from the top of the fire and our different assortments of smokey treats. One of us lifted our feet to move and noticed that we had condensation on our shoes from the wet grass so the heat made our feet steam and our shoes looked like they were smoking!! total hilarity from our random comments that if you know me... you had to be there cuz a repeat just isn't the same.
The few late night boys Me Justin Dan and Ben all headed out to Justin's so we could continue our shinnanigans and we started messing with knives and swords and shit... nunchucks.. ya know.. the usual stuff. Butterfly knives and how useless they really are aside from a fun antic while watching tv or awkward ninja masturbation.. ahahaa..
Then we found the blow dart gun.... oh ya. he has a target set up by the door.. which in itself was hilarious cuz if someone walked in a split second before we blow a 12 inch long needle in your neck!! but ya I got really really good at it. knocked a small cork off the target and attacked ben's cigarette pack inches from his hand.. I got really good.
but somewhere in between all that dan gets a call from one of the girls we were hanging out with at jaimie's so he and ben go to pick her up and bring her back.
during that time I was practicing and getting control of the lungs and aiming and shit.. well they came back and that's when we introduced the blow darts to them.. and it was just oh and we were talking and yadda yadda and somehow druid wolf got mentioned and how we got trashed off our gourds at his place and he brought out a mayan sacrificial blade and thought he'd creep us out or something and dan and I looked at each other and just took it from him and cut lines on our right shoulders and a few across our chests and burst out laughing.
that led to the sound... thuddt!! I heard it near me about 2 feet away and I look by dan and it sounded like it hit carpet but we all look at the same pink end of the need standing straight out of dan's thigh!!! and we all burst out laughing. oooh my god you just got hit with a dart!!
and immediately I said I hope it wasn't a shit dart and we were done for the night.. it went into awesome random time.
Dan was explaining how awesome it felt and how it didn't hurt and we discussed a new form of accupuncture .. dan's shirt came off and phoot phoot phoot phoot.. cameras clicking and needling poking out.. it was hilarious we looked like bulls at a bullfight....
Justin is a massage therapist and was telling me lateral this and up 3 inches over to the this and that.. and I totally did it dead on. it was awesome I made a slightly diagonal line across his mid back and he was covered in a total of like 12 needles.. I got up and took off my shirt and it was my turn.. I have two people on my back.. aka targets... ahahahaaa.. his first shot hit the female figure in the jugular. I couldn't stop laughing. but it did actually feel really good. especially when I reached back and they're like oh no man don't pull it out we'll get it and I yoinked it straight out.. Immediate soothing sensation ran up my spine and the rest of the night my back felt like I had been getting a massage for like 4 hours straight.
We had sin city in the background.. and slowly it turned into Lords of DogTown. Discussed Justin being a roommate and me moving and getting away from all the bullshit and drama and complexities around my life.
I just want one simple thing to work out in my life without a thousand other things falling on it.
I'm single and I'm remembering why I never got into serious relationships before. I'm having fun. I'm not worrying about what my other will think or if they'll worry about me... I'm regaining myself. I'm so ready to get back.
I just wish all my other friends could have it as easy as I do in general.. cuz it sucks being able to do anything at a drop of a hat and having to wait for everyone else to catch up. once I start up again it'll be hard for people to keep up with me.. I'm Canius Nocturna again.. I'm alive.
I can't wait for the rest of the week. it's gonna be a load of fun.
to all of you hope you have a great week and if I never talk on here again... maybe I'm dead, maybe not.. but regardless. I'll always be smiling.
I wish you the happiness I have regained recently.
Got back to Jaimie's and that's when we got silly. They have a furnace that looks like a fish outside and a slightly bigger one.. so since it's been a little damp at night the wood wasn't dried enough. I went out to my car and started stomping on cigar boxes I've collected and one I was working on to transform into a music box, that just kinda didn't need to be finished anymore.. sides I could easily rebuild that part if I decided to finish it. and I was tearin up boxes and shit in my car that could be flamable.. even a massive cardboard tube that was like 4 inches thick.. it was hilarious. Justin put it in the top of the furnace cuz it wouldn't break and it stuck out like 7 inches above the top.. when we got the fire started holy shit!!! it was like a cannon. fire shot straight up the tube and was flickering.. we all sat around the fire and put our feet up on it.. and due to the cold we were surrounded by steam and smoke from the top of the fire and our different assortments of smokey treats. One of us lifted our feet to move and noticed that we had condensation on our shoes from the wet grass so the heat made our feet steam and our shoes looked like they were smoking!! total hilarity from our random comments that if you know me... you had to be there cuz a repeat just isn't the same.
The few late night boys Me Justin Dan and Ben all headed out to Justin's so we could continue our shinnanigans and we started messing with knives and swords and shit... nunchucks.. ya know.. the usual stuff. Butterfly knives and how useless they really are aside from a fun antic while watching tv or awkward ninja masturbation.. ahahaa..
Then we found the blow dart gun.... oh ya. he has a target set up by the door.. which in itself was hilarious cuz if someone walked in a split second before we blow a 12 inch long needle in your neck!! but ya I got really really good at it. knocked a small cork off the target and attacked ben's cigarette pack inches from his hand.. I got really good.
but somewhere in between all that dan gets a call from one of the girls we were hanging out with at jaimie's so he and ben go to pick her up and bring her back.
during that time I was practicing and getting control of the lungs and aiming and shit.. well they came back and that's when we introduced the blow darts to them.. and it was just oh and we were talking and yadda yadda and somehow druid wolf got mentioned and how we got trashed off our gourds at his place and he brought out a mayan sacrificial blade and thought he'd creep us out or something and dan and I looked at each other and just took it from him and cut lines on our right shoulders and a few across our chests and burst out laughing.
that led to the sound... thuddt!! I heard it near me about 2 feet away and I look by dan and it sounded like it hit carpet but we all look at the same pink end of the need standing straight out of dan's thigh!!! and we all burst out laughing. oooh my god you just got hit with a dart!!
and immediately I said I hope it wasn't a shit dart and we were done for the night.. it went into awesome random time.
Dan was explaining how awesome it felt and how it didn't hurt and we discussed a new form of accupuncture .. dan's shirt came off and phoot phoot phoot phoot.. cameras clicking and needling poking out.. it was hilarious we looked like bulls at a bullfight....
Justin is a massage therapist and was telling me lateral this and up 3 inches over to the this and that.. and I totally did it dead on. it was awesome I made a slightly diagonal line across his mid back and he was covered in a total of like 12 needles.. I got up and took off my shirt and it was my turn.. I have two people on my back.. aka targets... ahahahaaa.. his first shot hit the female figure in the jugular. I couldn't stop laughing. but it did actually feel really good. especially when I reached back and they're like oh no man don't pull it out we'll get it and I yoinked it straight out.. Immediate soothing sensation ran up my spine and the rest of the night my back felt like I had been getting a massage for like 4 hours straight.
We had sin city in the background.. and slowly it turned into Lords of DogTown. Discussed Justin being a roommate and me moving and getting away from all the bullshit and drama and complexities around my life.
I just want one simple thing to work out in my life without a thousand other things falling on it.
I'm single and I'm remembering why I never got into serious relationships before. I'm having fun. I'm not worrying about what my other will think or if they'll worry about me... I'm regaining myself. I'm so ready to get back.
I just wish all my other friends could have it as easy as I do in general.. cuz it sucks being able to do anything at a drop of a hat and having to wait for everyone else to catch up. once I start up again it'll be hard for people to keep up with me.. I'm Canius Nocturna again.. I'm alive.
I can't wait for the rest of the week. it's gonna be a load of fun.
to all of you hope you have a great week and if I never talk on here again... maybe I'm dead, maybe not.. but regardless. I'll always be smiling.
I wish you the happiness I have regained recently.