Really?

[randir]

So, the Wusband and the Cow broke up for good. And he's still trying to work through his issues and change his behavior patterns. Which is a good thing. So, he called me tonight about this, and here is the conversation:

Wusband: Hey, [The Cow] and I are talking about the issues I'm working on and she thinks I need to talk to someone with a Psychology background, so can she call you and tell you about the issues she's seeing so you can process it with me?
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: No.
Wusband: Oh, well can she email you then?
Me: Hell no.
Wusband: {hearing the Cow feed him lines in the background} Even if it would really help me work through my stuff?
Me: I've answered you already; I'm hanging up now.
*CLICK*

So, um....
Yeah, I'm thinkin'......
Well, actually, what I'm trying to say is ..........
WTF, OVER?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm having a few different responses to that.
Especially cuz the Cow has really cared about helping him up to this point, seeing how she "helpfully" broke up his marriage and ruined his life for him and stuff.
And then cheated on him within 6 months, let's not forget that part.
What on earth would we say to the Cow anyway?
Besides that she's a whore and should die?
Yeah, that about sums it up.
You could also mention that whores shouldn't speak.
Or you could point out that there's truly nothing that she could point out to us about the issues of the man we were with for 16 years, you pathetic (*#t.

Hmmm. I'll think about it.

--Randir et al.